Good Morning Campers… All I can say is….
holy cow!

You guys are awesome!  The letters, cards, well wishes, comments, donations, naked pictures, marriage proposals…they’ve all been fantastic, and quite frankly, a bit overwhelming. 

Lethal and I have discussed this at great length.  And we have decided that, with your support like we’ve been getting, we will do our best to continue to deliver to you a quality product, albeit, at a slower pace.  We’ll see what we can handle, but I expect you will see Dragon and Leprechaun Laffs at least once a week from each of us.

Now, I need a little help here…the only “thing” Lethal could find to hire as a secretary for me, that wasn’t afraid of being fired with no notice, or eaten, was a sphinx!  This thing is huge!  It’s taken over my desk, my bed, and put a litter box where the secretary’s office is SUPPOSED to be!  No one is ever sure if it’s growling or purring and believe it or not, Lethal’s afraid of it!  Are there any Sphinx killers out there?
No?
Then, let’s laugh.

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A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.

He goes to one house where the bin hasn’t been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks. There’s no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again – much harder.

Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door.

“Harro!” says the Japanese man.

“Gidday, mate! Where’s Ya bin?” asks the collector.

“I bin on toiret,” explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.

Realizing the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again. “No! No! Mate, where’s your dust bin?”

“I dust been to toiret, I toll you!” says the Japanese man, still perplexed.

“Listen,” says the collector. “You’re misunderstanding me. Where’s your ‘wheelie’ bin?'”

“OK, OK,” replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector’s ear. “I wheelie bin having sex wirra wife’s sista!”

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Yup…. it’s a cake!

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This one is GREAT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5lbNXNn3CI&feature=player_embedded#at=24

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Traffic Stop South Texas

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This one sure is special. Now this is a Commander-In-Chief, whether you agree with his politics or not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=8TiGYDvc4lU&sns=fb

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Excuse me?

Well, I suppose it is only fair…

Accuracy in advertising is everything!

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Here’s another good one. This guy gets it! I could listen to him all day.
http://dotsub.com/view/6474921d-8943-443b-9128-de62aa3b3e54

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This happens to me, all the time!

 

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The Invention of the Copper Wire
Do you know how copper wire was invented? 
Two lawyers fighting over a penny.

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To fuck up this badly, definitely requires a dragon’s help!

All the time…you guys do know who I work with, right?

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30 Years of Audio Format!  Amazing!

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Today’s Last Word…is a topic that really pisses me off!  Chaps my ass!  Scores my wingtips!

okay….

sorry …

I guess you get it.  But it’s wrong!  Obama’s illegal, immoral, and just plain wrong “Dream Act” has been defeated like what? 27, 28 times?  And now the sad excuse for an American is going around it yet ANOTHER way!

Republicans Decry DHS Deportation Review as

‘Amnesty’

Republicans accused the Obama administration of instituting “backdoor amnesty” after officials announced they would launch a case-by-case review of illegal immigrants slated for deportation in an effort to thin the list and focus resources on kicking out criminals.

 

The move would likely grant a reprieve to many would-be DREAM Act beneficiaries and thousands of others. The DREAM Act is a proposal in Congress to give illegal immigrants who came to the U.S. as children a chance at legal status if they complete two years of college or military service. Though the bill has not passed, Thursday’s announcement could serve to carry out its provisions.

Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer, one of the president’s toughest critics on border policy, said the move amounts to the administration implementing an immigration overhaul “via executive fiat.”

 

“This plan amounts to backdoor amnesty for hundreds of thousands — if not millions — of illegal aliens,” the Republican governor said in a written statement. “We need to remind President Obama that we elected a president that serves beneath the law and did not anoint a king that is above the law.”

 

Texas Republican Rep. Michael McCaul said the plan circumvents Congress.

 

“It is just the latest attempt by this president to bypass the intended legislative process when he does not get his way,” McCaul said. 

 

But Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said in a letter to Senate Democrats that it would “enhance public safety” by focusing deportation efforts on those “who pose a threat.”

 

Under the plan, DHS and the Department of Justice will review all cases in removal proceedings as well as any new cases to make sure those who are deported meet the kind of criteria established in a June 17 agency memo.

 

The memo from Immigration and Customs Enforcement Director John Morton instructed staff to consider 19 factors when exercising “prosecutorial discretion” — or the discretion an ICE attorney has in deciding whether and how to pursue an immigration case. The list includes factors similar to those in the DREAM Act, like whether someone arrived in the U.S. as a “young child,” is pursuing an education or has served in the military.

 

Thursday’s announcement goes beyond the memo by establishing a process to flag and exempt certain illegal immigrants from deportation. A team of attorneys and officials will be tasked with reviewing the more than 300,000 cases in the system.

 

Cecilia Munoz, White House director of intergovernmental affairs, wrote on the White House blog that the review would “clear out low-priority cases on a case-by-case basis and make more room to deport people who have been convicted of crimes or pose a security risk” — while ensuring the low-priority cases are kept “out of the deportation pipeline in the first place.”

 

Describing groups of people similar to those targeted in the DREAM Act, she said the low-priority list would include “individuals such as young people who were brought to this country as small children, and who know no other home,” as well as “individuals such as military veterans and the spouses of active-duty military personnel.”

 

She said that with more than 10 million people in the country illegally, the strategy is meant to focus limited resources on those who pose the greatest risk.

 

House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid praised the decision.

 

“This new DHS directive will help prioritize our limited enforcement resources to focus on serious felons, gang members and individuals who are a national security threat rather than college students and veterans who have risked their lives for our country,” Reid said in a statement. “I am especially pleased about the impact these new policies will have on those who would benefit from the DREAM Act. … We lose a lot by sending them back to countries they do not know.”

 

Reid said Congress should still pass immigration reform legislation.

 

Napolitano also stressed in her letter that the new process “will not alleviate the need for passage of the DREAM Act or for larger reforms.”

 

But the Federation for American Immigration Reform described the announcement as a complete overhaul of immigration law without approval by Congress.

 

“Having failed in the legislative process, the Obama administration has simply decided to usurp Congress’s constitutional authority and implement an amnesty program for millions of illegal aliens,” FAIR President Dan Stein said. 

 

Yes, I added the yellow highlights because they so accurately express my own feelings.  If you make it known that anyone who comes in and doesn’t commit a major crime gets a free pass, then the place will be even more overrun with illegals than it is now and we’ll be feeding and housing ALL of them!  NO AMNESTY!  That’s my opinion!