Leprechaun Laffs #39 Weekend Edition

Posted on March 25, 2011 by lethalleprechaun

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Morning Campers~

Looks like some of you took my advice yesterday and did a little grillin’ & chillin’ last night to start the weekend off right and are a little worse for the wear this morning. Most of the rest of you are shocked to see me here this morning since I said earlier this week that Impish and I had decided on me doing Mon-Wends-Fri while he was going to be the Tues-Thurs-Sat guy. Yeah well none more so than me.

It’s the first rule of war that no battle plan survives first contact with the enemy. Well in this particular case the enemy was Mr. Murphy of Murphy’s Law fame and he hit the old Dragon a pretty hard blow so mine is likely the only curmudgeonly face you may be seeing for a few days.

OK enough with the inane babble lets get some fresh air in those lungs and Laugh!

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Irish Ballerina

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed ‘ Give the ballerina a drink!
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, ‘Give the ballerina another drink!’
The bartender approached the little drunk and said ‘Tell me, Paddy, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?’
The drunk replied, ‘Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!’

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When the Gulf Coast and Particularly New Orleans got hammered by Katrina how much help did the US get in supplies Medical Aid or monetary help from Japan? Seems to me it was someplace between zippidty and do-dah, or in other words, nada, zip, zilch, zero, neyt, buspkis. So why are we not showing them the same level of global concern we got?

Charity and the road to economic recovery begin right here at home! How many out of work due to the recession people that are ether already in foreclosure or in danger of it you figure would be grateful for a little piece of what we’re sending off to a country who could not be bothered to help with our natural disaster?

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“An employee at a Taco Bell in Alaska was sentenced to one day in jail for throwing a taco at his manager. He’ll spend the whole day pleading with fellow inmates to think outside the buns.” -Jimmy Fallon

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New Seat Belt Law

This becomes effective March 27, 2011. The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive Testing on a newly Designed Seat Belt.
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 95%
when the belt is properly installed.
Correct Installation is illustrated below…
Please pass on to family and friends.
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This can really save lives and lower blood pressure by 40%
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Top 10 Rejected Obama Mission Names

Apparently the White House tossed out a number of perfectly good names before arriving at “Operation Odyssey Dawn”:

10.Operation Nine Months In The Senate Didn’t Prepare Me For This
9. Operation Organizing for Libya
8. Operation Double Standard
7. Operation FINE! I’ll Do Something
6. Operation Enduring Narcissism
5. Operation So That’s What the Red Button Does
4. Operation France Backed Me Into A Corner
3. Operation Start Without Me
2. Operation Unlike Bush Wars This One Is Justified Because Hey Look A Squirrel
1. Operation Aimless Fury

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Why the University of Texas ‘Longhorn’ logo is so popular…. 

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Hook ‘em Horns! Yeee-HA!

 

A beautiful coat!

YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH THIS MORE THAN ONCE …[it’s short.]

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Well that’s all for today folks I have a full weekend of activities planned for the forecasted 80 degree weather so I’m out of here and I’ll see you Monday Morning!

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About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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