So, you can either take this as being very late for Wednesday or very early for Thursday.  I don’t suppose it matters that much.  I am enjoying my time off (as you can probably tell from the lack of Dragon Laffs coming out) but I am also running very low on material.  I have lots and lots of pictures and cartoons, but jokes are becoming very rare.  You can submit jokes, articles, cartoons, pictures, etc at this address:
DragonLaffs-owner@yahoogroups.com
Remember the guidelines.
#1 It has to be funny, or poignant, or topical or important
#2 It has to either be new (to us) or a golden oldie
#3 If it’s commentary (yours or someone else’s) it has to be well written and not just finger-pointing and name calling.
And that’s about it!  If you want to share it, then send it in.  If we don’t use it, don’t feel bad; it may just not fit in, we may have already run it or something similar or it may just not be our cup-of-tea.  Sometimes we give credit for a piece and sometimes we don’t, believe it or not, it is a matter of convenience and storage more than anything else.  We don’t usually give credit for pictures because we are so far ahead they are stored numerically until we use them and it’s hard to remember who sent in what.  If you have something for the Last Word we almost always give credit for that.
If you simply have to have credit given for a certain piece, please let us know and we will do what we can, but if it’s too much of a pain-in-the-arse we may just decide not to use it.
Also, please don’t claim something is yours when it isn’t. 

That’s it for now, let’s go laugh!

Tests of the English Majors
I got 10 out of 12 or 83%.  So, what is that, a B? Sheesh!

Attempt to translate these verbose and hyperbolic presentments of catholic usage into more simplistic linguistics for universal comprehension—

1. Scintillate, Scintillate, asteroid exiguous.
2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
3. Surveillance should precede salutations.
4. Pulchritude poses possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
7. The stylus is more potent then the claymore.
8. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
9. Eschew the implement of correction of vitiate the scion.
10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not does reach 212 F’.
11. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
12. Where there are visible vapors in ignited carbonaceous material, there is conflagration.

The Answers are below

Answers to the English Major Quiz

Answers:

1. Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
2. Birds of a feather, flock together.
3. Think before you speak.
4. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
5. Don’t cry over spilled milk.
6. Cleanliness is next to godliness.
7. The pen is mightier than the sword.
8. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
9. Spare the rod and spoil the child.
10. A watched pot doesn’t boil.
11. All that glitters is not gold.
12. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

What an excellent idea!
Truly, you could spend a lot of time here!
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia:About

New Year’s Cats Singing
http://llerrah.com/newyearcats.htm 

Oh good lord, now Stephanie is getting in on the Groaners!  Will it never end!

Q.  What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness with an Atheist?

A.  Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Gives us just another reason to be proud to be a Veteran! Thanks for sharing this one, Dad!

A Great Golf Story
To my golfing friends, Hope you take the time to watch this video and especially this time of year reflect on what we have and what many have given for us.

The next time you carve a tee shot out of bounds, miss a 3 foot birdie putt, chunk your second shot into a water hazard, 3 putt a green, chili-dip a flop shot into a bunker or skull a wedge 20 yards over a green – kind of like my normal round…. I think we might  want to take a deep breath and thank God we have what we have.

If you keep watching, it goes through a bunch of them with the same characters:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XChgJoQz8pY&list=PLAE907EE915CF720E&index=33&playnext=2

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, “Why, God? Why me?” and the thundering voice
of God answered, “There’s just something about you that pisses me off.”

One of the way cool things in my line of work is the pictures that I get sent and get to deal with.  Some of these storms are so fantastic, it’s impossible to imagine the forces and power involved.  As many of you know, one of my personal goals in life is to photograph a tornado, my little brother has worked as a storm chaser and I envy him a lot because of that.  I will let you guys know if I ever achieve that goal, but in the meantime, I generally carry a camera with me wherever I go since you never know when you are going to see something worth taking a picture of.

Today’s Last Word is from our dear camper friend George.  He hits it pretty well on the head here with something that we here at DL Enterprises have been saying for some time now.  Please take a minute to read this and think about what is being said: