The Top 5 Reindeer Pet Peeves
5> Having to bribe Bristol Palin every year to stay on the
naughty list to avoid having to visit the house and see
Mom’s head hanging above the fireplace.
4> Every time there’s talk of forming a union, venison appears
on the commissary menu.
3> The “Grandma Incident.”
2> Immediately after working our asses off every Christmas Eve, we have to take Santa and Mrs. Claus for their annual Mile High Club flight.
and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Reindeer Pet Peeve…
1> Staring at Blitzen’s dingleberries all night.
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