I can’t believe that it is October already. Time is just flying by. It is ridiculous how fast it is going. Another 3 day weekend that just blinked and disappeared. Back to work tomorrow, Tuesday. I have no idea, at this point, what day it is for you, but whatever day it is, I hope it’s a good one. Now, let’s see if we can make it a little better…

Absolutely adorable!

Amateur! 

It has been said that Adam and Eve had the only perfect marriage. 

That was because he didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married; and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked!” 

I can feel that so much it makes my legs tingle.

Well, she did what you asked.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. 

– Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

All     The     TIME!!

Minnesota Law

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

I’m sure at some point in time there was a perfectly logically explanation for this law … never mind, I take that back. There couldn’t possibly be. Now, I just want to know … WHY!?

Well, dang! I didn’t know that! Those bums copied my front gate!

Nope, someone’s going to have to help me with this one. I don’t get it.

Little Johnny was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

He’d been playing outside for a while when he came into the house and asked her. . .

“Grandma, what is it called when people are sleeping on top of each other?”  

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth.  

It’s called sexual intercourse, darling.” 

Little  Johnny just said, OK” and went back outside to play.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse!  It’s called bunk beds!” 

Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven: (Luke 6:37)

You may recognize it from Christ’s sermon called “The Beatitudes”. 

A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey, buddy, if you can think of a good name for this bar, I’ll give you a free beer.” 

So the guy goes outside and tries to think of a name. 

A beautiful lady walks by and he asks her her name. 

“Sarah,” she says. 

He looks at her incredible legs and realizes “Sarah’s Legs” would make a great name for the bar. 

He goes back inside and tells this story to the bartender, who immediately agrees and renames the bar “Sarah’s Legs.” 

The next day, the guy is sitting outside the same bar when a lady walks by and asks, “What are you doing out here, handsome?” 

“Oh, he answers, “I’m just waiting for Sarah’s Legs to open so I can have a couple of quick ones.” 

I don’t remember ever having one, but I know what it is.

It’s actually a really good idea.

That’s it for this … and just in time, too. It goes out tonight. Been a long week of getting things done.  May you be blessed with Love and Happiness until we meet again.