Dragon Laffs #2441


So…today is Easter, Izzy liked her basket, church was good, I did all my Sunday chores (trash, jail lessons, set up weekly medicine, fill up jail candy) now I’m sitting here with my friends trying to laugh the rest of the evening away. 

So, I’m gonna sit here and relax, laugh with you guys, watch Blue Bloods on Paramount + and just … enjoy the rest of my Easter Sunday.

So, let’s do that.

Don’t be stupid…stupid hurts!

The Artemis Crew just sent back the first pictures from the far side of the moon… 

Yeah, I know…but I had to.

After running errands today, I went to fill up my car with gas when I noticed two deputies watching a woman smoking a cigarette while filling up. 

 I saw her and thought “That’s not very smart…especially with law enforcement right there too.” I went in to pay and, as I was paying, I heard someone screaming. I looked outside and the woman’s arm was on fire!!! She was swinging her arm & running around, going ballistic!! 

 I rushed outside to help, but the deputies already had her on the ground and were putting the fire out with a fire extinguisher!!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her into their patrol car. 

 Being the curious person I am, I went over and asked what she was being arrested for. One of the deputies looked me dead in the eyes and said, “For waving a firearm around!”

IF THINGS GET BETTER WITH AGE

Then I am approaching

MAGNIFICENCE!

What’s my favorite childhood memory?

Not paying bills.

Just one of the few things I have taken exception with the Catholic Church over

At the Battle of Brandywine in 1777, British sharpshooter Patrick Ferguson refused to fire on a Continental General. He believed ambushing a fellow officer would be unchivalrous. The life he spared was George Washington’s.

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

It really isn’t … Friday, that is … but it is cute.

Yup, still not…

And that’s it. And it’s also the end of the weekend. I think I’m far enough ahead for this week, if not…well, I guess I’ll find someplace to catch up. LOL! My love to you all.

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5 Responses to Dragon Laffs #2441

  1. Leah D's avatar Leah D says:

    Help me out here. . . .

    The healthy eater vs fast food fatty picture: Look at the fat guy’s right foot. at the top of his shoe . . . is that a gal?

    I can’t get it out of my mind.

    • impishdragon's avatar impishdragon says:

      I enlarged it and honestly, I can’t tell what that is.

      • Leah D's avatar Leah D says:

        On one hand, ‘eating a gal’, can’t see how that is bad, and certainly doesn’t make you fat. But I am still so haunted with the reports that one of the babies they have rescued, was sold to a cannible!

        I have never been fond of the food commercials that show them eating each other.

  2. Friggin Pete's avatar Friggin Pete says:

    Thank you impish, I stole a bunch of them today!

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