Two issues left…today and Christmas Day. Although, I don’t imagine too many people are going to be interested in reading Dragon Laffs on Christmas Day.

I was supposed to be off work all this week, but instead, as you are reading this, I’m on my way to Wright-Patterson AFB on a PMEL run. 

What’s PMEL you say? And why does it need to run?

Well, PMEL is Precision Measurement Equipment something or other … everything from torque wrenches to radiation detection equipment that has to be calibrated every year to make sure that it works properly. We take the stuff to the laboratory (that’s probably what the L stands for in PMEL) in Ohio every other week. Three hours there, three hours back. Since my office has PMEL equipment, we have to act as drivers and as luck (bad as usual) would have it, my office has the duty 3 days before Christmas.

The challenges:

• We have to wait for them to be ready to load the van with completed stuff to come back to our base. Sometimes that takes hours.
• I have a special jail ministry that night that I will  NOT miss.
• The weather here is supposed to be fine, but between here and there … could be dicey.

Anyway, that’s what I’m doing today, hopefully, you all are having much more fun. So, all of us…

Found a quote today. Failure is only a bruise, Not a Tattoo.

I’m so TICKED OFF . I have had enough!!!! We’ll never help anyone again……EVER!! I’m too kindhearted, or I’m too stupid!!

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him.

Poor guy was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word…not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That’s the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?!

Now I’m going to warn my friends to watch out for this man!

He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes made of coal, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don’t bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor!!!…………

The young mom was almost crazy with her three young kids. She complained to her best friend, “They’re driving me nuts!! Such pests. They give me no rest and I’m half way to the funny farm.”
 
“What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself,” her friend said.
 
So she bought a playpen A few days later, her friend called to ask how things were going.
 
“Superb! I can’t believe it,” the young mother said.
 
“I get in that pen with a good book, a chocolate bar, and the kids don’t bother me for hours!”

 

 

NO!  Don’t say that!!  Raisins are good!! Oatmeal raisin cookies are the BEST!!

 

 

Laundry:

Washing – 30 minutes
Drying – 60 minutes
Putting Away – 7 to 10 business days

 

 

I’ve opened a can of worms.

They just sit there, the worms. Hardly the chaos that’s been advertised.

Me:  I think I’m ready to call it a night.

Coworker:  It’s 1030 in the morning.

 

 

Now I can’t unsee it.

 

 

How strong do you like your coffee?

I want it to show up on a drug test.

 

 

The end of another issue.

It’s such a sadly sweet thing.

But until we meet for Christmas, may the Good Lord bless you with Love and Happiness, Peace and Joy, and the comfort of His loving arms.

Be well my friends.