As of right now, I still have 863 Christmas cartoons, pictures and memes to use.  I’m never gonna use them all up…LOL!

But, we’re gonna give it the ole dragon try!

We got smacked with our first significant snow of the season yesterday. They cancelled church this morning. Izzy didn’t think she was going to have to go to work.

I got her there.

She was mad.

It was only about 4 inches of snow. The roads were fairly clear, but even so, there were a couple of cars in the ditch from overnight. There always are, right?

Anyway, let’s get to some laffs and even more Christmas stuff.

 

 

I laughed so hard!!!!

I have SO MANY questions.

That is the absolute truth my friends. As someone who usually has a really crappy time this time of year, please be nice to people!

 

 

What does a turkey ringtone sound like? Wing, wing, wing.

Why was the turkey in the band? Because he had the drumsticks.

Why do they say turkeys have bad table manners? Because they can’t stop gobbling.

What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.

 

 

The real message in The Wizard of Oz is if you see nice shoes on a dead body just go for it.

 

 

Really good point!

 

 

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

 

 

I want THAT for Christmas! It is SO my job!!!

 

 

A credit card has three dimensions:
Length
Width
and
Debt

Got a comment submitted by our dear friend Sammye, that I’m going to pass on to Aussie Pete:

Hey Dragon — I’m a little skeptical about those spiders in Australia….however, I can say that the bats sleeping in trees in Cairns were scary enough — even in broad daylight. Listening to them flying around at night isn’t so soothing either.

Sammye, I know nothing about either the spiders in Australia, nor the bats in Cairns, so how about it Campers?

 

Dare I say, we need more of this!

 

 

The wise man never says everything he thinks, but he always thinks everything he says.

 

 

Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you’re not being arrested?

 

 

Just like standing in a garage doesn’t make you a car.

 

 

7-year-old: You got a letter!
Me: It’s a bill. I owe money.
7-year-old: Not if you throw it away.
She’s my financial planner now.

YES I KNOW! Do you have any idea how often I get contacted by Santa this time of year?!?! STOP ASKING!!!

 

 

The biggest difference between a man and woman is the meaning of: “What an ass.”

 

 

Well, I started with 863 Christmas items in my folder and now I have 739, so that means I used 124 in this issue.  So, at this rate I should make it…actually, at this rate, I should slow down. LOL.

But, I expect you guys will start sending me some real soon, too. But until next time…