Well, if the government is still shut down by the time you read this, it will be day 37 and will be the longest shut down ever. For me, writing this, it is day 29, which is about 20 days longer than I thought it would ever last.

Now the AFGE, the largest union of government employees, a VERY democrat organization, are encouraging the the democrats to open the government back up. I never thought I’d see the AFGE speak out against the party. But there you have it. 

Okay, I’m so tired of talking about this.

 

I have to correct this picture. It should read, “When you go to the village for gold, but return with a pet human.”

 

Absolutely! You kicked the kid out of school for wearing the shirt that said there were only two genders, and yet you allow this crap up on the walls?! They found his shirt offensive, and yet when he said he found these flags offensive, they didn’t care! I leave you to draw your own conclusions my friends.

 

I ordered a second-hand deck of cards from a casino. After four weeks they still hadn’t been delivered so I called them to see what was going on.

They said they were still dealing with my order.

Dragons are especially good at emotional support (snicker!).

 

This one was sent in by Lynn. I, at first, thought it was a can opener, but now I’m not sure. Now I think a hand mixer. I do recognize it because I think mom had one in the kitchen. Lynn? How about you guys? Any guesses?

Why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting?

I agree SO MUCH with this!  Why hasn’t this been done yet?

 

Can you imagine the poor rescued person in that basket. And if they’re injured it’s even worse!!!

Solar power is the future!

But it won’t happen overnight.

 

My dad keeps purchasing more artic land that he can’t afford.

I’m worried he has buy polar disorder.

A bottle of water at Costco is $0.25.
The same bottle in the supermarket is worth about $0.50.
The same bottle in a bar costs $2.
In a good restaurant or hotel, it can be worth up to $3.
At an airport or on the plane, you may be charged $5.
The bottle and the brand are the same, the only thing that changes are the place. Each place gives a different value to the same product.
When you feel like you are worth nothing and everyone around you belittles you, change places, do not stay there.
Have the courage to change places and go to a place where you are given the value you deserve. Surround yourself with people who really appreciate your worth.
Don’t settle for less.

That’s some really great advice.

What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin.

 

And that supposedly happened by accident?

 

I looked up the definition of opaque in the dictionary.

It wasn’t very clear.

 

We used to have empires run by emperors.
Then we had kingdoms run by kings.
Now we have countries …

A hacker got into my bank account and left me a note:

“Please save more money, this was a complete waste of my time.”

That’s it my friends. I realized I have SO MANY memes that I started adding extras to this issue. I gotta start using these things up. LOL! Anyway, until we meet again …