I’m trying here my friends, I truly am.  It’s late on Sunday and I’m trying to put together an issue for you for Monday.  It may not be much of one, but it will be one.

I just had to escort an unwanted “guest” out of Izzy’s room a little while after we both got home from work today.  We both had to work the UTA and it was a LONG HARD one and we come home to this crap!  Here’s her intruder after I escorted him out side…

Yup, that’s a little bitty bat.  He was about 4 inches tall I would guess.  Come on!  Our house is 125 years old.  There’s gonna be the occasional bat that gets in the attic and works its way down into one of the rooms.  Just because it was hanging on the wall hanging in her room and made her scream just made it all the more funny from my perspective.

Boy, ain’t that last one the truth!  Thanks Stephen!

I Just Spent The Past 15 Minutes With My Jaw On The Floor After Seeing All These Fascinating Pictures And Now I Need You To See Them

I am, 100%, without a doubt, going to use that!

22 Enigmas And Oddities People Stumbled Upon While Exploring Google Earth

What can I say?  We’re happy people here in Indiana.

My family physician told me of an incident that actually happened to him back in the early days of his practice.

He said a woman brought her baby to see him, and he determined right away that the baby had an earache.

He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, “Put two drops in right ear every four hours” and he abbreviated “right” as an R with a circle around it.

Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby, complaining that the baby still had an earache, and his little behind was getting really greasy with all those drops of oil.


The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure enough, the pharmacist had typed the following instructions on the label:
“Put two drops in R ear every four hours.”

YEAH BABY!!!!

Two drunks are in a tavern sitting at the bar, staring into their drinks.

One gets a curious look on his face and asks, “Hey, Pete, you ever seen an ice cube with a hole in it before?”

“Yep. I been married to one for fifteen years!

No kidding!!!!! I want one, too!!!!!

That is a GREAT caricature!  

Because I often have to catch a pre-dawn bus to get to my job, I was concerned that I wasn’t always visible to bus drivers in the darkness. 

So, I attached a reflector to my lunch box and put on a jogger’s vest that was bright orange and had small flashing lights.

The first morning I wore my new gear, the bus zoomed past but then stopped.

I ran to catch up with it and, as I boarded, asked the driver, “Didn’t you see me?”

“I saw you,” he replied, “but I thought you were a road sign.”

I’m not sure if I used that one or not yet.

But then rogtif88 put in: “That’ll buff out”  which I really like and Alan F sent in “You gotta flat?”

And since we’re talking about comments that were sent in, Cornelius sent in a quick joke that goes like this:

my wife runned off with my best friend
–You bitter?
–Yep.  Bit him too.

And with that, we’ll move on to one more set then I gotta go!