Well, today is Sunday and I’m just now starting Monday’s episode.  Not because I haven’t wanted to, but because I’ve been sick.

I’m still sick. 

I actually went to the Immediate Care yesterday morning, where I was tested for the flu and for covid and came back negative for both.  Turns out I have the same upper respiratory, nasal infection thing that’s going around.  

Stayed home from church.  But the nice thing is that I can watch the livestream from home.  I can throw it from my phone to the TV and watch it on my big screen.  Modern technology is marvelous.

So, I don’t know how much input I’ll have in this issue.  Pretty much on autopilot right now, but we’ll see.  So, let’s get this started.

This next one is special from our dear friend from down-under…Aussie Pete.

Got a quick email from Kathy about one of the things in our last issue…

The part that really got me was the cat knocking over a bowl full of eggs! Do you know the price of eggs nowadays???  I would have killed that cat!!!  LOL!

Thanks Kathy, I agree with you 100%.  I’d have killed that darn cat, straight out!

Always making friends

USELESS INFO 

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. 
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Coca-Cola was originally green. 
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It is impossible to lick your elbow. 
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The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this…) 
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% 
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 
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The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. 
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The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
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The youngest pope was 11 years old. 
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. 
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Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: 
Spades – King David, Hearts – Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds – Julius Caesar 
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.  If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.  If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. 
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“I am.” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. 

Moshe wants to buy a parrot and goes to his local pet shop to see what they have. 

The assistant shows him a parrot and explains that this one is really quite special — it can speak most languages. 

So Moshe decides to test this out: “Do you speak English?” asks Moshe.

“Yes,” replies the parrot. 

“Hablas Espanol?” asks Moshe. 
“Si,” replies the parrot. 

“Parlez-vouz Fransais?” asks Moshe. 
“Oui,” replies the parrot. 

“Sprechen sie Deutsch?” asks Moshe. 
“Jawohl,” replies the parrot. 

“Falas Portugues?” asks Moshe. 
“Sim,” replies the parrot. 

Moshe pauses for a while, then asks the parrot, 
“Do you speak Yiddish?” 

The parrot shrugs its shoulders and says, 
“Nu? Vis a nose like dis, vot you tink?”……

This one is from Ted…

Secret Service Agent Warns Trump in Danger

Yeah…do that…but have an ambulance on standby first.

It’s amazing you don’t need a hospital for a few nights!

Guys, how many times have we been chewed out for that one?

Right?  Just like standing in a garage doesn’t make you a car!

Statue “The Dragons in Love”

Charlie Daniels’ Warning About America From Beyond The Grave Will…

10 Things Men Know

1. Men know that Mother Nature’s best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman. 

2. Men know that PMS is Mother Nature’s way of telling you to get out of the house. 

3. Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win. 

4. Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted.

5. Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game. 

6. Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them. 

7. Men know that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself. 

8. Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to stare at her cleavage. Men also know that the woman will get pissed off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them. 

9. Men know that it’s never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good his daughter is in bed. 

10. Men know that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there. 

Leah D. sent me this next one and I want to say a special thank you to her for this.  The subject was “Dedicated to you”.  Now, I’m mostly way behind in my emails, as most of you know, but I’m trying to catch up and mostly have.  This one I wish I had seen earlier, but maybe I saw it just when I needed to see it.  Leah, my dear friend, thank you for this.  It helped me a great deal.  Truly it did.  I, in turn, would like to say that this is dedicated to my dear, sweet Mary, whom I miss very much.  I know she is in a wonderful place.  A place so wonderful in fact, that words can’t possibly describe it.  But, that doesn’t stop me from missing her everyday and looking forward to the day that we’ll be back together again.  This then is The Sweetest Gift by the Piano Guys (whom I like very much) featuring Craig Aven.  Please listen.

And I think right there is where I’ll end this episode.  Thanks to everyone who contributed to its contents and May God Bless you and keep you until we meet again.