Okay, I gotta share this right up front before I lose the link. This was sent to me by buddy Sasquatch as a video that I can’t share with you guys. It’s a tik tok video and I can’t yet figure out how to put them on the blog. I WILL NOT down load the app on my phone, laptop, tablet, etc. because I do believe that it is a tool that the chinese are using to spy on us with…amongst many other things. And yes, I know they are probably spying on me with so many other things that it is a moot point, but I’m not going to make it easy on them. Anyway, I did find the video on another spot on line that I think might be safer…maybe… a little. And it is so well said and so important that I want you guys to watch it, so please click on this link and if it asks you, just click on continue as guest. https://www.tiktok.com/@theliftedpatriot/video/7329659467937697055
And now we can continue on with the rest of it.
Gonna try really hard to get SOMETHING put together for Monday. So, let’s get to it!
I’ll second … all in favor?
Aussie Pete sent us this “Clever Ad”
I really like Michael’s idea…
Donkey Pox, Oh hell, I’ve not heard that one before but it will quickly become part of my vocabulary,
Re. Mass shootings. If I were king any mass shooters name would not be heard or printed in any media, No Recognition,
His body, after the responders have exhausted all their ammo, will be cremated and mixed with the crystals that make urinal cakes and distributed free to
State Prisons where they would get their justice. May not stop all, but probably stop a few little minded dweeb who is looking for notoriety. Just not on my watch.
Yup, definitely in favor of your ideas, Michael.
And another cool site from Stephanie. I happen to have this App downloaded on my phone https://www.flightradar24.com/34.00,-89.54/6 Definitely worth checking out.
Yeah, good luck pal!
In the still of the night…
Wow…that brings me way back!
Banned in the USA: 30 Movies Theaters Refused to Show | Wealth of Geeks
https://wealthofgeeks.com/movies-u-s-theaters-refused-show/
Match the arrestee with their alleged crime | The Smoking Gun
Can’t play on a phone because you have to click and drag the crime strangely addicting. I spent way too much time going to the next one and the next one and the … https://www.thesmokinggun.com/time-waster/match-arrestee-their-alleged-crime-450317#
How many of you youngsters can even tell me what show this is from?
This is one of our husband and wife teams that work down in editing.
‘Everyone loved him’: Sylvester Stallone, Adam Sandler and other stars on Carl Weathers’ death
Rest in Peace Carl Weathers
(If you click on the title, is should take you to the article)
The world wants peace, but rejects the Prince of Peace.
The world wants love, but rejects the Author of Love.
The world wants life, but rejects the One Who gave His to save theirs.
The world desperately wants Jesus, but they’re too busy rejecting Him to realize He’s the answer.
Overheard a lady saying she won’t let her kid watch Peppa Pig because it encourages bad behavior like “jumping in puddles”. I watched Road Runner as a kid and I haven’t blown anyone up with dynamite — yet.
If by “CRUNCHES” you mean the sound BACON makes when you EAT IT, THEN yes, I do CRUNCHES!
I admit, my pervert level is WAY above the national average but…
I’ve learned to live with that.
Here’s a joke for all the mind readers out there…
…I know, right.
Like the “mostly peaceful” black lives matter demonstrations? or the “Insurrection and riot on January 6th?
Why don’t they just get someone with a modicum of brains?
THERE IS NO BLACK NATIONAL ANTHEM!
THERE IS NO WHITE NATIONAL ANTHEM!
There is the AMERICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!
If THAT offends you…YOU are the problem in AMERICA!!!!
EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT CONSPIRACY MINDED,
SOMETHING IN YOUR
SOUL
HAS TO BE TELLING YOU SOMETHING
ISN’T RIGHT WITH ANY OF THIS!
Undertakers Reveal The Weirdest Things They’ve Ever Seen At A Funeral – George Takei
Okay, there is some weird stuff on this site…weird https://www.georgetakei.com/undertakers-reveal-the-weirdest-things-theyve-ever-seen-at-a-funeral-2640777237.html
The best excuses people give to get out of a speeding ticket
Some of these are exceptional, also:https://www.police1.com/traffic-patrol/articles/top-20-best-and-worst-excuses-for-speeding-mZlu6DOU2nfwk87P/
Yup, milk money
I’m terrible with names. It’s not my fault, it’s a condition. There’s a name for it…
In the town where I grew up, there was a large statue in one of the parks, of a famous historical white colonizer. I’m not going to say who specifically, suffice it to say that it was someone who wasn’t worth memorializing for their deeds. And as you can imagine, this statue was a frequent target of vandalism, with paint or toilet paper or eggs on multiple occasions. Now, the local council was generally pretty lax when it came to repairing potholes or other public damage in town, but every time, 24 hours after this particular statue was hit, the same person would always appear in a Hi-Vis vest, hat, mask and sunglasses, carrying a bucket of water, and wash it clean. They would do it as quickly as possible, but always made sure the face and the name carved at the bottom were generously scrubbed. This only encouraged people to do it again, and so it became a vicious cycle.
Within a year, the statue had sustained so much damage that it was unrecognizable and the lettering unreadable, so eventually the council came and took it down. Also apparently, the person in the Hi-Vis vest didn’t even work for the council. They were supposedly just some “good Samaritan” who cleaned it, often before the council even discovered it needed cleaning, so they just let them do it and ignored the problem. They didn’t bother putting the statue up again.
Much later, we found out that the anonymous “Samaritan” had been deliberately washing the statue with a bucket of saltwater, which had dramatically corroded it, causing irreversible accumulative damage far worse than spray paint ever would have done. It’s even theorized that they were also often the one spray-painting it, just so that they had an excuse to come back after a day to wash it.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Hey bartender, I’ll have a beer, and a mop.”
I walked into my bedroom, turned on the light, and there was a large picture of Barry Gibb on the bed. Scared the BeeGeeses out of me.
Okay, I know all us older folks know what these are, but how about you youngsters? Do you know what these are?
There’s a convent that only eats fresh lettuce salads. The nuns there consider themselves Romaine Catholics.
I got fired from PC World yesterday. A woman came in the store and asked me what was the best thing for finding your ancestors…
I said a shovel.
And that’s it my friends. I have to go. Got this done just in time. May God Bless you all with Love and Happiness until we meet again.
Dragon Laffs 
Thanks for another enjoyable read. That speech by Biden, with the red-lit Independence Hall, would have the director of “Triumph of the Will” jealous.
Beyond that, I quite enjoyed the humor and, yes, I’m of sufficient age that I remember what those are for. The punster in me loved the orcastrated killer whales; from what I’ve read, they are intelligent enough to do something like that.
Oh, just to throw out a practical thought, the Air Force is looking to mothball it’s non-combat coded F-22A’s, my thought would be to upgrade them with some F-35 systems and with capablities that would allow them to properly securely interface with F-3s, and use them as “silver bullets’ where necessary.
I’m willing to take a few of those non-combat coded F-22A’s as personal transports. Wouldn’t THAT be cool. No more commercial travel.
A;fred newman for Pres? I thought that’s what we have