So, I think I’m going through a really bad bout of depression.  I’m not sure.  I know that sounds strange.  Not the depression part, but the I’m not sure part.  It’s weird.  I’m getting emotional at weird times and over weird things.  So…
The doctor on Friday took me off one medication and put me on a different one and I think I might have a slight case of withdrawal going on.  Which has NEVER happened to me before, so I’m not really sure.  Light headed, lethargic, fuzzy, really tired, but that could also be the depression hitting me hard.

So, I’m not sure why I started today out talking about this, except maybe that it’s on my mind.  And you guys are the ones that I talk to about this stuff.  It’s kind of like having my own personal group counseling session without the … you know … whole session thing.  And I get to talk and no one else does, at least not right away.

Anyway, enough about that.  Let’s move on to much more enjoyable things.  Like laughter.  I especially could use some of that today.  Thank you all for all that you do to bring light and laughter into my life.  That allows me to share it with you and it makes ALL of us have a brighter day.

Our neighbor used the word hypochondriac to describe the phase her teen-age daughter was going though.

One day the girl was convinced that the pain on her left side was appendicitis.

Her mother explained that the appendix is on the right.

“So that’s why it hurts so much,” her daughter said. “My appendix is on the wrong side.”

Friggin’ Pete wanted us to know, in a comment he writes…

A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions.

“Professionally employed?” he asked.

“We’re a military family,” the wife answered.

“Children?”

“Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve,” she answered proudly.

“Animals?”

“Oh, no,” she said earnestly. “They’re very well behaved.”

“So, then when I was just a young dragon, I found it was just as easy to make people laugh as it was to burn down villages.  Sometimes it was even as much fun.  Hey, are you sure this is for your magazine story?”

Reality…

“EVERYTHING COMES IN THREES” 
Not true. In reality, everything comes in ones. Sometimes, when three “ones” come in a row, it seems like everything comes in threes. By the way, in ancient times it was widely believed that everything came in twenty-sixes. They were wrong, too. It just took them longer to recognize the pattern. 

“YOU CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YOU (When you die)” 
Well… that depends on what it is. If it’s your dark blue suit, you can certainly take it with you. In fact, not only can you take it with you, , they can probably put some of your things in your pockets. 

“YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY” 
Actually, you learn something old every day. Just because you’ve just learned it doesn’t mean it’s new. Other people already knew it. 

“THE SKY’S THE LIMIT” 
Well, how can the sky be the limit? The sky never ends. What kind of a limit is that? The earth is the limit. You dig a hole and what do you keep getting? More earth. The earth is the limit. 

“YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR” 
Clearly this is not true. Have you been on-line shopping recently? Only a very naive person would believe that you get what you pay for. Have you checked you telephone bill, or Visa account lately? 

“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY” 
Not necessarily true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out to be another day, but we can’t be sure. If it happens, I’ll be the first to say so. But, you know what? By that time, it will be today again. 

“NICE GUYS FINISH LAST” 
Not true. Studies have shown that, on average, nice guys finish third. Actually, short guys finish last. 

“IF YOU’VE SEEN ONE, YOU’VE SEEN THEM ALL” 
Do we even have to talk about this one? This should be obvious. If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen one. If you’ve seen them all, only *then*you’ve seen them all. 

“EVERYBODY HAS HIS PRICE” 
Not so. Would you believe there are millions of people who do not have their price? Thanks to a IRS mix-ups, and E-Bay, many people have someone else’s price. 

I bet there are a bunch of people who are not going to get that one.

At a party celebrating the sale of her recipe to a fancy Charles Street restaurant, an old matron goes up to Mrs. O’Malley and says, “My dear girl, what is the secret of your bean soup?”

Mrs. O’Malley says, “The secret to me soup is that I use but two-hundred thirty-nine beans to make it.”

The woman says, “How come only two-hundred thirty-nine?”

“Because one more would make it too farty!”

So, Lynn wrote…
Well, I’m at the emergency room . This day has kinda taken a turn for the worst. I got the chance to go horseback riding, something I haven’t done in a while. BIG mistake. I got on the horse and started out slowly, but I got cocky. So we started going a little faster and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. And when I tried to stop the horse, I couldn’t stop him, he must have gotten spooked or something. He was out of control, so I decided to try to jump off the horse, and instead, I fell off, but as I was falling, my foot got caught in the stirrup , so the horse was dragging me. And he wouldn’t stop. Every time I screamed at him to stop, the horse went faster. Thank goodness the manager at Family Dollar came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn’t attempt to ride it again.

And I’ll be honest, at first I thought she was being honest.  Just at very first.  LOL.

And this one is here simply because it is a cool picture.

Threw out my back sleeping and tweaked my neck sneezing so I’m probably just on strong fart away from complete paralysis.

America has been at war 222 out of 239 years since 1776.  Let that sink in for a moment…

I believe in safety in numbers:

.22, .40, .45, 9mm, 30-06, .223

Married men should forget their mistakes; there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

When one door closes, sometimes you wanna get a hammer and nails and make sure that son-of-a-gun STAYS SHUT!

Thunderstorm woke me up and my first thought was to brew coffee in case the power went out.  I’m sure folks here can relate.

Sucks how almost every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

I’m always here if ever you should need moron support.

It’s like moral support only stupid.

The trouble with ignorance is it picks up confidence as it goes along.

If I had a time machine I’d probably just keep going back to bed.

Fact Of The Day:

Who Is Shigetaka Kurita?

Who is Shigetaka Kurita and why do you already know who he is (even if you think you don’t)?  Kurita holds the distinction of being the person who created the very first emoji! While working in Japan in 1999, he designed the 175 pixel emoji that would eventually start a world-wide craze.

When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called…

“T.  Hanks – For the Memories”

Tradition:

(n) Peer pressure from dead people.

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended.

You only need to remember two things when you’re on my page.

1.  They’re just jokes.

2.  I don’t give a crap about your feelings.

And that’s another one in the books my friends.  That’s it and I have to wrap it up for the day.  May God Bless you with Love and Happiness until we meet again