I’m really not sure what I was trying to say with the header today.  Squash the White House…piss on the politicians…we are above the Bidens…something to that effect.  It’s been a tough couple of days living in my head.  Depression is trying to beat me up and I know that it has a lot to do with me needing to get out of my head and keeping my priorities straight.  It seems that everywhere I turn I am reminded of being alone. 

But, I need to stop feeling sorry for myself and start looking at life from a different perspective.  Paul says in 1 Corinthians 7:8 To the unmarried and widowers I say that it is good for them to remain single, as I am. It’s not that I’m looking to get remarried, I’m really not.  He was specifically addressing the problem of sexual urges, I’m addressing the problem of companionship and loneliness.  I am content to remain single for the rest of my life, I’m just really tired of being lonely.  And thinking about it, this is probably the wrong venue to be speaking about this.  Probably a better one would be with my elders at church.  But, this is the place where my fingers walk where my mind wanders.  Wow, I really like that.  This is the place where my fingers walk where my mind wanders. Gonna have to remember that.  Anyway, with that golden nugget stuck firmly in our little brains, let’s do some laughing, shall we?  We’ll worry about Impish’s depressive personality disorder some other time.

WAIT!

Is that a new acronym?

DPD?

Depressive Personality Disorder?  I’m going to just scream if that is such a thing.  Hang on a second…

Now it may be that Google is just paying way too much attention to what I’m writing, but I started typing dep… and immediately depressive personality disorder came up as the top choice, but it led me to a web site with the acronym of MDD which stands for Major Depressive Disorder, which is just too darn scary for me, so we’re going to go and laugh instead.  How’s that sound to you guys?

So, we start with the theme songs… we’ve already had, I Look Good Naked Anymore, which I didn’t bother looking for a YouTube video for.  And then there is this one..

This one was supposed to be a theme for a dragon, but ended up being … well, you’ll see

Regardless of anything else, I’m impressed.

Then of course there’s this one, which you would think would be an obvious choice

Just another example of why this species is doomed.

I am the master of ….why the heck is this hill tipping over???

Then there is this entry.  One of the greatest storytellers in music ever!!!

Then there is this gem!  One of the greatest rock songs ever played!  And what could almost be a one hit wonder!  Except I don’t know if it was ever a hit except for us stoners in the 70s!

And just for fun, here is a live version on the Midnight Special.  Any of you remember that show?

 Wow!  I actually found the pilot from the Midnight Special.  August 19, 1972.  John Denver was the first act.  Then the first episode wasn’t until February 2, 1973.  Six months later.  Looks like John Denver is hosting the pilot and not Wolfman Jack.  He would have been 29 years old, but to look at him, he looks like he’s 16.  Too much fun.  I just lost 2 hours playing with past episodes of The Midnight Special.

Really needs something in that message

Those are awesome directions!!
And this next entry into the theme song competition I can honestly say that I’ve never heard of before.  Although I was only somewhat of a fan of their music.  I did like Jane;.

A huge and special thanks to Aussie Pete for this one.  I had to track it down on YouTube so I can show it to you.  He said I would love it and I did and I have to share it with you guys, it is absolutely awesome!!!!

AIN’T NO WAY!  There will definitely be one less mouth to feed, cause I am not going to eat a diet of bugs!  Virgins, fleeing villagers, fine and dandy.  Not bugs.

Charlie was lying on the couch, when his wife went over to him and removed his glasses.

“You know, dear,” she said tenderly, “without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married.”

Grinning, Charlie replied, “Honey, without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!”

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:

The lawyer: “Did you actually see the accident?”

The witness: “Yes, sir.”

The lawyer: “How far away were you when the accident happened?”

The witness: “Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches.”

The lawyer (thinking he’d trap the witness): “Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?”

The witness: “Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question.”

This one is from Joe from NJ

Long but funny.
_______________
HORSE RACE Line up and odds:

In lane 1. Passionate Lady @ 2 to 1
In lane 2. Bare Belly @ 4 to 1
In lane 3. Silk Panties @ 8 to 1
In lane 4. Conscience @ 100 to 1
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts @ 10 to 1
In lane 6. Clean Sheets @ 25 to 1
In lane 7. Thighs @ 15 to 1
In lane 8. Big Dick @ 2 to 5
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom @ 12 to 1
In lane 10. Merry Cherry @ 50 to 1

AND THEY’RE OFF!!!

Conscience is left behind at the gate.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and
Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.

AT THE HALFWAY MARK:

It’s Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pushing in.
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.

AT THE TURN

Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
Silk Panties and Jockey shorts are no longer in the picture
Bare Belly is making a final push.
Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

AT THE STRETCH:

It’s Big Dick taking charge
Passionate Lady continues to take all Big Dick can offer.
Bare Belly buckles under the pressure
As Thighs are forced wide

AT THE FINISH

It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes
through with one final thrust and wins by a head
Bare Belly shows
Thighs continue to fall back
Heavy Bosom pulls up
And Clean Sheets never had a chance.

Morris Siegel, the owner of a small Kosher New York
deli, was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax
return. He had reported a net profit of $60,000 for the
year.
“Why don’t you people leave me alone?”
the deli owner said. “I work like a dog, everyone in my
family helps out, the place is only closed three days a
year. And you want to know how I made $60,000?”
“It’s not your income that bothers us,”
the agent said. “It’s these business travel
deductions of $125,000. You listed ten trips to Israel for
you and your wife.”
“Oh, that?” the owner said smiling.
“Well….we also deliver.”

Went to the bathroom without my phone…

Just like my ancestors used to do.

That sounds like the entire democratic party and everyone on the left

Yes I would.  BUT!  If it’s OUR justice system that proves treason, it’s completely backwards.  Our justice system is in the pocket of the democratic party, the Clintons, the Obamas, and the Bidens.  The honest upstanding, hardworking, AMERICANS, don’t stand a flippin’ chance!

This is called misdirection.  Magicians use it all the time.  Look at the right hand and pay no attention to what the left hand is doing behind their back.  It’s not like they’ve lied to us (although they do that to us all the time when they can get away with it) no, this is more of a “hide the big stuff behind something even bigger and flashier, even if we have to make it up or stretch it out.  It’s been a LONG time since the news service actually gave us the true news, because EVERYONE is in SOMEONE’s pocket

No, it’s not a typo, but it is incredible stupidity.  The PERFECT example of woke nonsense.

Amen, Ma’am.  I agree with you 100%!  Ms. Watson you have it right.  And every MAN out there will also agree with you.  

She don’t know nuthin’ ’bout nuthin’!

Get caught up on some of our mail…

Jerry, far be it from me to start calling you a racist, nor any of the other campers here, when I would bet that most, if not all of them agree with you.  I know that I do.  The color of your skin does not give you permission, an excuse, or a free pass for behavior that would be unacceptable from any other group of people.  A sin is a sin and we are all exactly equal in God’s eyes.  All He asks is the same from us.  I have heard similar stories where mothers are upset because it is dangerous for their “babies” to rob a grocery store because the owner might have a gun to defend themselves.  How dare they have a legal gun when their child has an illegal one!  I don’t care what color you are, an attitude like that is wrong and it’s time for the upstanding citizens in the community to band together to put an end to it.  And THAT is what Jason’s song is all about.  Because in the small towns, where everyone knows everyone else, that is really likely to not happen.  And if someone does try it, they are NOT going to like the consequences.  It’s not going to be a slap on the wrist like these asinine democrat  controlled (or non-controlled) big cities.  So, go ahead and try that in a small town.  If anyone equates that with racism, then they are probably the racist (and don’t tell me you can’t be a racist if you are black.  That’s as much horse crap as I’ve ever heard.  There’s more black racist then there are white) and they need to take a good long look in the mirror.

When a woman asks you to guess her age, it’s like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to defuse a bomb.

Glad I wasn’t born a honey bee!!!

I love it when my pets sigh.

Like, what ails you my little unemployed freeloader?

5-year-old:  [walks up behind me when I’m on the computer]  What game are you playing? 

Me:  Pay the bills.

5-year-old:  Are you winning?

Me: No.

A scammer called my grandma and said he had all her passwords.

She got a pen and paper and said, “Thank God for that, what are they?”

GO TO CHURCH ANYWAY

If you’re having sex before marriage, go to church anyway.
If you are a drug addict trying to beat addiction, got to church anyway.
If you were out drunk all night the night before, go to church anyway.
If you aren’t sure what gender you prefer, go to church anyway.
If you can’t quit that disgusting habit, go to church anyway.
CHRUCH is a HOSPITAL for the BROKEN, LOST, EMPTY, CONFUSED, DESPERATE, and REJECTED. 

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

My phone just filed a 3 hour documentary about life inside my pocket.

Woo Hoo!!!!
I won $2.00 in the Mega Millions Lottery!!!
Please respect our privacy as our family decides how to move forward in this exciting and pivotal moment in time.

Dear Paranoid People who check behind their shower curtains for murderers.  If you DO find one, what’s your plan?

This sounds a little rough!!!

And with that I’m going to call it an issue!  It’s been fun!  May God Bless you with Love and Happiness until we meet again.