So…The Wagner group, a mercenary group of Russia, is turning on Russia!  It’s being called “The Wagner Rebellion”.  This is marvelous!  It is better for them to turn on each other than for them to kill innocents.  Although I have no doubt innocents will still be killed.

Hunter gets off with a slap on the wrist.  Who is surprised by this?  Anyone?  Anyone?  Bueller?  

One year ago, Roe vs. Wade was overturned, so that’s on all the news, on Twitter, on everything right now.  All the candidates are talking about abortion and I actually saw this sign: (or one very similar to it)

And what about the human rights of that baby you made?  Do your human rights out-weigh theirs?  Now, I understand there are times (rape, incest, health of the mother) where abortion is appropriate, but that accounts for like 3% of the total.  All the rest are because you couldn’t be bothered to take proper precautions?  That is an individual human being you are killing.  They have human rights, too.  That’s all I’m going to say.  Otherwise, I’ll jump up on that soapbox and not get back down.  It’s just the hypocrisy of that sign just really ticked me off.

And that’s not what this is usually for.  Notice I said “usually”.  For now, though…

This is an awesome quote, and not at all surprising who  it’s from…

We are all alone, born alone, die alone and – in spite of True Romance magazine – we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our company, we were alone the whole way.  I do not say lonely – at least, not all the time – but essentially, and finally, alone.  This is what makes your self-respect so important, and I don’t see how you can respect yourself if you must look in the hearts and minds of others for your happiness.

~ Hunter S. Thompson ~

“SPIDER!!”

roflmbo!!  That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking!!

All it takes is one song to bring back one thousand memories.

This is fashion?!?  This is nuts!!!!

I am speechless…and you guys know that doesn’t happen.

I’m sorry, but that last one made me laugh out loud.

Our idea of level must not be the same…

Yeah, I got nuttin’

[Places finger on cops lips]

“Shhh…we were both speeding, okay?  I forgive you.”

When I was younger I was scared of the dark…

Now, when I see my electric bill, I’m scared of the lights.

This is really cool and was sent in by Lynn … way back in November!

“Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?”

“This is Alexa.”

You know you’re a bad driver when Siri says, “In 400 feet, stop and let me out.”

Wow!  That’s gotta hurt!

Six Little Stories With Lots of Meanings

(1)  Once all villagers decided to pray for rain.  On the day of prayer, all the people gathered, but only one boy came with an umbrella.  That is faith.

(2)  When you throw babies in the air, they laugh because they know you will catch them.  That is trust.

(3)  Every night we go to bed without any assurance of being alive the next morning, but still we set the alarms to wake up.  That is hope.

(4)  We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.  That is confidence.

(5)  We see the world suffering, but still, we get married and have children.  That is love.

(6)  On an old man’s shirt was written a sentence, “I am not 80 years old; I am sweet 16 with 64 years of experience.”  That is attitude.

Have a happy day and live your life like these six stories.  Remember – Good friends are rare jewels of life, difficult to find and impossible to replace!

Think about THAT for a few minutes…

My whole life I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair – somehow I just knew.

Walmart had to remove 50,000 milk cartoons from their store. 

The labels have to be changed from “Open Here” to “Open at Home”

Some days I amaze myself.

Other days, I put my keys in the fridge.

I asked my wife why she married me.  She said, “Because you are so funny.”

I said, “I thought it was because I was so good in bed.”

She said, “See?  You’re hilarious!”

KIDS ACTING UP?   SANTA CAN’T MAKE THEM ACT RIGHT? 

For $75 I’ll come to your house dressed as the GRINCH and drag your tree right out the front door!!!

My daughter suggested I get the names of my children tattooed on my body.  I told her I already did…they’re called stretch marks.

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

A new government study has found that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.

It’s important to make someone happy, and it’s important to start with yourself.

And that’s it my friends.  Until next time, stay Blessed.