Dragon Laffs #2031

Welcome to Thursday.  Actually, again, I’m time traveling because for me, it’s only Sunday.  I finished the Memorial Day episode, Izzy Dragon is at work, and I am lonely and missing my dear Mrs. Dragon.  So, I thought spending time with my other family and friends would be an enjoyable way to spend my evening.  
Izzy Dragon and I spent an enjoyable day yesterday together since this was the last weekend we will have to do anything. Since next week is pre-exercise week and I will be VERY busy, then the ten-day of the exercise, which ends on Sunday, and on Monday I have hip replacement surgery.  So, let’s start with these…

This is Izzy Dragon feeding and petting (and hence, being attacked by) little goats and baby little goats at Columbian Park Zoo.  

This little guy REALLY liked my cane.  Rubbed his little horn buds against it over and over again.  Followed me around the petting area, and then started chewing on the cane.  It was hilarious.  

Impish Dragon and Izzy Dragon, both in human form, on our friends little pontoon boat.  It was a nice day.  And yes, I know, my clothes do look a bit baggy on me.

So, from here, let’s move on to the bad news, I also found out yesterday that my brother the Owl had a mild stroke last week because of all the kidney surgeries he’s had lately.  I’m very, very worried about him and would appreciate all the prayers and good wishes you guys can pass his way.

Now, …

A brunette goes into a doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.  “Impossible,” says the doctor.  “Show me.”  She takes her finger, presses on her elbow, and screams in agony.  She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so it goes on; everywhere she touches makes her scream with pain.  The doctor says, “You’re not really a brunette are you?”  She says, “No, I dyed my hair.  I’m naturally blonde.”  “I thought so,” he says.  “Your finger is broken.”

I want to know what this does…it does something or it wouldn’t have the little red light on it.

I just saw on the news that they’re suggesting that people check on the elderly.  I’m usually up by 6 or 6:30. 

Bring donuts.

When I lost 3 fingers on my right hand in an accident, I asked the doctor if I’d still be able to write with it.  He said, “Possibly, but I wouldn’t count on it.”

It’s humbling.  People make replicas of me all the time.

A little girl wanted to know what the United States looked like.  Her Dad tore a map of the USA from a magazine and then cut it in into small pieces.  He told her to go to her room and see if she could put it together.  After some minutes she returned and handed the map correctly fitted and taped together.  The dad was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly.  She said on the other side was a picture of Jesus and when I put him back then our country just came together…

When I die, I know one of my Grandkids will lean in my coffin and whisper, “Can I play a game on your phone?”

Asked my boyfriend to buy me some tampons since he was going to the store, he sends me a picture of a box showing sizes (R for regular and L for large).  He asked if I needed left or right ones.

This is not going to end well.

We play really awesome games of Hide-And-Go-Seek 

This next one is so cool.  I had no idea that it was true, much less that it had a a name!!

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Something catchy.

After dinner recently, my wife and I started getting romantic by the fireplace. 

We’re now banned from Cracker Barrel.

It looks like a cartoon monster.

I once asked a girl to marry me.  She said, “No.”

I said, “Is there someone else?”

She said, “There’s gotta be!”

Dreaming is so weird.  It’s like your brain waits around for you to fall asleep and then decides it wants to go ice skating naked down Mt. Everest while being chased by giant kidney stones dressed as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz.

And I’m afraid that’s it for tonight my friends.  Until we meet again on Saturday…I hope.  With this week being an exercise week and next week being the exercise, there’s no telling when I’ll get another issue out.  But, I’m going to try for Saturday.  Here’s to hoping.  Love and happiness to you all.

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4 Responses to Dragon Laffs #2031

  1. Patricia Greene says:

    Sending prayers for Brother Owl to get well, and sending prayers that your surgery and recovery goes great and you will soon be back to full speed.

  2. Leah D says:

    My husband’s uncle, found the woman of his dreams . . . he had hip surgery and she was his nurse. Hey, it could happen!

  3. Marsha Mastrangelo says:

    As you go for surgery my advice is to refuse nothing. Nurse ask if you want pain med….yes…she may know things you dont. Heart rate is up due to pain or therapy called and they are getting you up in 20 minutes. Get up….move it or loose it… Nurse ask if you need anything extra at lunch….yes…maybe she saw hospital meat loaf on dinner menu…make yourself move. May also prevent post op pneumonia….will be thinking of you….be well Sir Dragon.

  4. Stephanie says:

    Praying for Brother Owl to have a full recovery. Also praying for your hips to hold together until you have surgery.

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