Dragon Laffs #2024


Gonna be a shorter issue this morning.  Worked all weekend and now it’s Sunday night and I feel like crap!  I can’t wait to get this damn hip surgery done, it really hurts to stand on my feet too long.  But, I’m going to try to put something together for you guys for tomorrow. 

Another thing … I have my first Grief Group tonight and I’m a tiny bit apprehensive.  I am looking forward to it though.  I’ve been getting their daily emails and have enjoyed them.  I’ll be able to tell you guys all about it later this week.  But for now, ….

I don’t always walk the walk or even talk the talk, but if you ever need someone to drink the drink, I’m totally there for you.

I got an email today asking for $19.95 to teach me how to read maps backwards.  It turned out to be spam.

Leah D sent this to me, and it touched me deeply.  It means a lot.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.  Thanks Leah.

The line – “The world’s greatest tragedy, souls who are not remembered cannot survive.” really hit me hard.

So…Stephanie stopped by the office the other day…

In a shoe repair store in Vancouver BC: “We will heel you; we will save your sole, we will even dye for you. 

At an optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”

At a Car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”

Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit. Stay.”

At the Electric Company: “We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.”

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”

Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck: “Caution – this truck is full of Political Promises.”

Husband’s call: “Honey, it’s me. I don’t want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately, it did not cause any serious internal injury. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot.”

Wife’s Response:
 “Who is Paula?”

When people bring up your past tell them Jesus dropped the charges.

“So, you were trying to sneak into Impish Dragon’s Cave.  Now, you’re going to pay.”

I just replaced my litter box with a FedX box, now when it’s full I just tape it shut and put it on my porch for someone to steal.

I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines.  He’s a Singer songwriter.

Or sew it seams.

Okay, this one is also worth a …

If you throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, make sure you put your coffee cup down first.

Coffee is vital for survival.  Dinosaurs didn’t have coffee, and look how that turned out.

That has to be it for today my friends.  Love and happiness to you all.

 

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7 Responses to Dragon Laffs #2024

  1. Leah D says:

    Stephanie, the world is full of MereMen (Think about it)

  2. Stephanie says:

    Participate. That is the most important thing you can do on group. Know that we who love you are praying for you.

  3. Friggin Pete says:

    I would chose the Mermaid, I need companionship and conversation far more than I need sex at this age.

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