Good Morning Campers,

I’ve taken a long weekend off.  And it’s Friday morning and I’m sitting here writing to you and I’ve got the news on in the background and I guess that’s my first mistake.  What a bunch of morons these politicians are.  But, I repeat myself. 

We were told at work the other day … and for those of you who don’t remember, I work for the military … that we are under a hiring freeze, we don’t have money to spend and we have to be very frugal.  Okay, I don’t have a problem with that.  When things are tough at home, you tighten the belt and don’t buy things you don’t need.  But, then on the other hand they are throwing trillions of dollars of our money at people who aren’t even Americans.  People who are illegally crossing the border, people who we brought back from Afghanistan, people who live in other countries, all while (and I know I’ve said this MANY times) we have homeless Veterans living on the streets that we are doing nothing for.  We can’t spend money to protect our country by supporting our military, but we can spend money to support other countries?  What the fuck people?

And now the Justice Department is being charged with investigating parents who are concerned with what their kids are being taught in school?  How dare we question those that are in charge.  What gall we have!  They know better than we do what’s good for us!  Parents just go back home and shut up and collect your unemployment checks!  Who do you think you are! 

Oh, kiss my big blue scaly ASS!!! 

The school board is an elected position.  You answer to your constituents buddy boy.  In other words: YOU FUCKING WORK FOR ME.  (Well, not for ME, necessarily, but you get the idea).

Anyway, if I keep watching the news, there will be plenty more for me to get pissed off at.  Let’s cut off funding to the military while we get spun up to face off against China.  Oh wait!  What am I worried about.  Our commander in chief works for China, so there’s no way in hell that we’ll ever go to war with them.

We’re so fucking screwed …

 

It is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.  The other day was Squeeze a Boob day (or some such) and I know I did my part.  I still have the hand print on my face to prove it.  I have been remiss over the last couple of years in promoting this disease like I used to do.  I guess when the people in your life recover and are doing really well you start to focus on other things and the Good Lord knows I’ve had plenty of other things to concentrate on.  But this is something that is worth putting some effort and some money into, if you have a couple of extra dollars sitting around.  There are some great charities and some companies out there doing some really great things.  The best place to start is the National Breast Cancer Organization: https://www.nationalbreastcancer.org/

So, we’ll put some stuff throughout the issue and the issues to come throughout the month, but in the meantime …

I have to share this with you guys.  This was sent in by Pete.  Not Aussie Pete, the Other Pete. (We really need to work this out.  It’ll just be Aussie Pete and Pete, okay?  Okay!)  This was sent in by Pete and it’s his input at the end.

And Pete adds: 

But, once you get through it, it’s like Dorothy opening her front door when she landed in OZ….

 

I promise, just hold on!

 

Pain can be physical, mental, emotional and people don’t realize that just because they can’t see it, doesn’t mean it isn’t there.

Thanks Pete.

 

 

 

I don’t know about you, but I’ve thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a kid.

The definition of rhetorical question.

I’m on my second Guardian Angel. 

My first one quit and is now in therapy.

“I have you in checkmate, Wizard.  Which means your daughter is mine!”

I’m old enough to remember when paper bags were being blamed for the destruction of trees – and plastic bags were the solution!

Therapy is nice … but screaming

FUCK

at the top of your lungs for 10 seconds is a lot faster and cheaper!!

Yeah, I got nothin’ … other than the obvious.

Just keep looking at it, you’ll get it.

Quote of the Day:  “Don’t cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it.”  ~ Unknown

Okay … well, you can tell that today definitely has a theme …

I need this next one … and it has the benefit of me loving Pearls Before Swine! 

Gonna ask for it for Christmas

Wrinkles show you’ve laughed.
Scars show you’ve lived.

But frankly, there’s no excuse for your chin hairs.

Yes indeed, Stephanie … this is a picture of Mrs. Dragon:

I asked this lady if I could touch her hair.  She said yes.  So I ran my finger across her top lip and that’s how the fight got started.

THE FUCK YOU DON’T!!!!

No, it’s not right … and why are we sitting still and just taking it?  Do we like being fucked up the ass by the people who work for us?  By our employees?

She’s another ungrateful BITCH who needs to be fired!

And we all KNOW who’s shaking the fucking jar!!!

Dammit all to hell, I’m pissed off!!!

TELLING THE SAD TRUTH – NEVER SAID BETTER

 

Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Franklin Graham was speaking at the First Baptist Church in Jacksonville, Florida, when he said America will not come back. He wrote:

 

* “The American dream ended “ The first term of Joe Biden has been the final nail in the coffin for the legacy of the white Christian males who discovered, explored, pioneered, settled and developed the greatest republic in the history of mankind.

 

A coalition of blacks, Latinos, feminists, gays, government workers, union members, environmental extremists, the media, Hollywood , uninformed young people, the “forever needy,” the chronically unemployed that do not want to work , illegal aliens and other “fellow travelers” have ended….Norman Rockwell’s America.

 

You will never again out-vote these people. It will take individual acts of defiance and massive displays of civil disobedience to get back the rights we have allowed them to take away. It will take zealots, not moderates and shy, not reach-across-the-aisle RINOs (Republicans In Name Only) to right this ship and restore our beloved country to its former status.

 

People like me are completely politically irrelevant, and I will probably never again be able to legally comment on or concern myself with the aforementioned coalition which has surrendered our culture, our heritage and our traditions without a shot being fired.

 

The Cocker spaniel is off the front porch, the pit bull is in the backyard, the American Constitution has been replaced with Saul Alinsky’s “Rules for Radicals” and the likes of Chicago shyster David Axelrod along with international socialist George Soros have been pulling the strings on their beige puppet and have brought us Act 2 of the New World Order.

 

The curtain will come down but the damage has been done, the story has been told.

 

Those who come after us will once again have to risk their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor to bring back the Republic that this generation has timidly frittered away due to white guilt and political correctness..”

 

 

 

 

The secret to a happy life is to drink coffee (and Jameson) and avoid talking to morons.

That’s so evil!  I LOVE IT!!

Just slung my bra off and threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already two other bras.  If my math is right, it’s Wednesday. 

When I tell someone I love them I actually

mean it … I have too good of a heart to play

with someone else’s!

Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves.

And that’s where I come in.

And that’s it for today my friends.  I missed out on some stuff that we’ll get to next time.  Love and happiness to you all.  Until we meet again.