Dragon Laffs #1934


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And the it just keeps going and going. 

Many of you, I’m sure, have heard some of the horror stories of the Gold Star Parents who have met with Biden and how he wanted to talk about his son rather than allow the parents to talk about theirs.  Some of them have appeared on the news and some of them have taken to social media to talk about their experiences.

One of the more out spoken, Shana Chappell, mother of 20-year-old Marine Lance Cpl Kareem Nikoui of Norco, California, had this to say on Facebook:

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And now we find out that Facebook, in it’s infinite wisdom has suspended her Facebook and Instagram accounts for posts she made about her son and her454 encounters with Biden.  So now we are to the point where we are censoring grieving mothers?  Are you fucking kidding me?  While Biden sits in his highchair sucking his thumb until his puppet masters pull his strings again?  This is so wrong!  This is unacceptable!  Read more about this travesty here:  https://nypost.com/2021/08/31/mom-of-marine-faced-instagram-facebook-censorship/

Apparently, they (Facebook) have said they were wrong and her account was inadvertently deactivated.  Yeah, right.  Whatever happened to free speech? 

456We here in Indiana, have a returning Gold Star Marine.  Cpl Humberto Sanchez, from Logansport, Indiana, will be returning to Grissom and will be welcomed back home.  We are very proud of you young man.  And when you do return, you can bet that the streets will be lined in your honor.

Cpl Sanchez is a 2017 graduate of Logansport High School, played soccer and the little town of Logansport, which is the next (somewhat) major town over from ours to the west, has signs up all over the place welcoming him home.

God Bless you and your family.

We need some laughter in out lives at this point, don’t you think?

Lets laugh

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By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

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I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you” and my echo replied “I just want to be friends.”

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As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I

remind myself that you can’t always trust

Google Maps.

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Plagiarism:  Getting in trouble for something you didn’t do.

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Dragon Pix

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The Guardians stand a lonely watch …

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Whenever I leave a fancy restaurant I tell the people coming in, “I recommend the squirrel.”

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Let’s do some mail … I’ve gotten an awful lot of mail with condolences about Baileigh and I appreciate that, but there has been other mail that I think I ought to share …


Cynical John

Get rid of Biden, we get Harris. Get rid of Harris, we get Pelosi (unless Harris picks Hillary or Michelle to be the new VP). Get rid of Pelosi, we get Schumer. Get rid of Schumer, we get that idiot Secretary of State. Heaven help us.

I found this very interesting because I think this was the democraps plans all along, but someone pointed something out to me and I can’t quite remember exactly, but if Harris is the president, doesn’t her vice have to be approved by congress or the senate or something?  And if they can’t approve then can’t they appoint someone?  I don’t know.  Maybe I’m mis-remembering.  I am an ancient blue dragon after all. 

Stephanie added her point to the same …

While I agree that Joe Biden is mentally incompetent, we must remember that if he is removed then Kamala becomes the visible president. I can feel sorry for him. The man is not capable of organizing a pencil holder due to some organic brain dysfunction. He is being used in a most horrid manner. I don’t think he has been capable of an independent decision for a long time. His wife and children must be getting some major benefit by not only allowing, but encouraging, the demons in D. C. to control him. It’s sad.

I agree that he is being controlled.  It is most obvious and I think he is straining at the bit a little and realizes that he’s not REALLY the president.  His “handlers” are perhaps handling a bit to strongly of late.  He may be suffering his medical problem sooner rather than later.

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That’s just mean.  You should have been beaten more as a child.

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I helped my neighbor out with something this morning and she said to me, “I could marry you.”

I couldn’t believe it, … you do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return.

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Do not regret past mistakes.  All decisions,

good or bad, led you to where you

are today.

 

Disregard this if you are in prison.

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Fantasy

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“Stand me up!  He thinks he can get away with that shit!”

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall.

It took me a moment to realize they meant “autumn” not the coming collapse of civilization.

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Breathtaking

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This is what an oasis in Libya looks like.

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Quick question:  Is it “for fucks sake” or “for fuck sake”?  It’s for work, so I want to make sure this email sounds professional.

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I agree, that is fair.

One of the best quotes I’ve heard … EVER!

We lost America around the time people quit smoking Marlboro reds and started vaping Strawberry Cheesecake.

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Here’s an oldie but goodie – thanks Leah

During a routine police patrol, an officer parked his car outside a bar in Angleton, Texas.

After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons’ vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, “I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.”

“I doubt it,” said the truly proud Redneck …

“Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”

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I had a blind date last night, but before it I was worried what to do if she was really unattractive. My friend told me not to worry as there’s an app for just that situation. It’s called ‘Mum Are You Okay’ and it schedules your phone to ring just after you meet your date:

If you like her, you just ignore your phone. If you want to cut short the date, you answer with. “Mum? What’s the matter? Are you okay?”

It works every time, no worries.

So anyway, I knocked on the girl’s door and it turns out I needn’t have worried at all. She was absolutely gorgeous and stunning.

But just when I was about to speak to her, her phone rang. She answered it and said. “Mum? What’s the matter? Are you okay?

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Motivate

Geek Goddess

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Geeks

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Gelatinous Cbe

General Pershing

Generosity

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genetic engineering

Genetics

Genius

Genres

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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed

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The first to help you up are the ones who know how it feels to fall down.

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I’m the type of wife that will help my husband look for his chocolate that I ate.

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Yes, I could improve my attitude …

but my insurance doesn’t cover those meds.

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Apparently, when you supply HR with a urine sample …

… it has to be because they requested it.

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I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I’d do some sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon.

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Professor:  You’re currently failing your ethics class

Me:  [slides a $20 bill across the desk] How about now?

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I WANT TO PLAY THIS!!!!!!!

I WANT TO PLAY THIS NOW!!!!!

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Political

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Does ANY of this sound familiar? (he said with sarcastic emphasis)

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Last Word

And today a very special Last Word …

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Cheers

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2 Responses to Dragon Laffs #1934

  1. Stephanie says:

    Our country needs serious prayer. We have allowed it to get so bad that only God can fix it.

  2. Leah D says:

    Remember . . . . sigh . . . . cry

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