Good Morning Campers,
I have to share this with you guys before I forget. Mrs. Dragon just read this to me. “Bitch, I will put you in a trunk and help people look for you! Stop playing with me!” I thought, damn! Then I thought, what the hell is she reading that people are sending her stuff like that. THEN I thought, do I have something to be worried about?
Anyway, it’s already late on Friday and I’m just starting out on this episode of Dragon Laffs. Because this is a UTA weekend and I’ve got killer classes again this weekend. I want to put out an issue because after this weekend I may be in no shape to put out one on Monday, lol. But because of the run up to the UTA I’ve almost run out of time to put out THIS one.
Gosh, it’s a good thing I love my job.
Anyway, Let’s get to laughing. Because after the day I’ve had today … I really NEED to laugh. It’s amazing the amount of really dumb people out there and I think I ran into EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM TODAY.
All sex is casual sex is you’re not wearing a bow tie.
Seriously Aussie Pete?
Gambling Addiction Hotlines would do better if every 5th caller was a winner.
I would hang this poster in my cave!!
If she can make you a sandwich after sex, you don’t deserve it!
No shit! She shouldn’t be able to walk!
If you are experiencing joint pain, you’re probably holding the wrong end.
Q: How much does a bee drink?
A: Just enough to get a buzz…
Pictures from our Independence Day Cookout
The after-party was the best!!!!!
Amen Mr. Pickles, Amen.
This is what Jupiter looks like from the bottom.
Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today.
Amen, little guy … girl … whatever!
Don’t forget to drink water and get sun. You’re basically a houseplant with complicated emotions.
Where’s the Jameson?
The town of Centralia, Pennsylvania has been on fire for 55 years.
The last time I had faith in the news was when it was with Huey Lewis.
The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance that you won’t go to work tomorrow. Tequila gives you 1 in 5.
And that’s it. It’s bed time. No real commentary this time and lots left out, but plenty of laughs. Cheers my friends.