Dragon Laffs #1656


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Campers

 

Well, we start a major exercise on base on Wednesday.  12-16 hour shifts through Sunday.  Now, I love the overtime, but it doesn’t leave any other time for anything else.  So, here I am on Tuesday evening trying to finish this up for Saturday, so I’ll tell you right up front, you get what you get this week.

LOL!

So, without any further ado, let’s give you what you are really here for and…

Let's Laugh

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I hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to high school together.

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News

Trump to start deporting Democrats.
Mexico responds by starting to build border wall.

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FAMOUS QUOTES

“Crap!  That’s due tomorrow?” ~ Thomas Jefferson, July 3, 1776

5353PURE GUTS!

Live would be easier if you could mark people as spam.

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Every time I lose some weight, I find it again in the refrigerator.

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Politics

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Someone needs to throw water on Nancy Pelosi.  I’ve seen The Wizard of Oz.

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There’s no such thing as Government Funded…it’s all Taxpayer Funded.

6b

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My Life is About as Organized as the $5 DVD Bin at WalMart.

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For those that don’t want “Alexia” listening in on your conversations, they’re making a new male version…it doesn’t listen to anything.

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My boss asked for two things we like most about our job.  Apparently, lunch time and quitting time weren’t the right answers.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly?  I feel that way about far too many people.

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The lady in the commercial for the life alert necklace said she fell and she couldn’t get up.  She laid there for 8 hours until her friend came.  My question is, why didn’t the cameraman help her up?

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Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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I WASN’T RAISED LIKE Y’ALL.  MY MAMA WHOOPED MY ASS.  SHE EVEN KILLED ME ONE TIME.

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Critter

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IF BEDBUGS ARE FOUND ON BEDS, WHO EVER CAME UP WITH THE NAME COCKROACH?

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My husband told me he saw a fox on the way to work this morning…I said, how do you know he was on his way to work?

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THEY SAY, “DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME” SO I’M COMING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE TO TRY IT.

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Motivational

Scooter

Screw Kung Fu

Screw the deathstar

Screwed

seahorse

Seatbelts

Second Amendment

Secret Passageways

security

TOMORROW IS NATIONAL STAY AT HOME WITH YOUR DOG AND DRINK WINE DAY.

IT’S NOTHING OFFICIAL.  I MADE IT UP.  TELL THE OTHERS.

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Give me coffee to change the things I can

And wine to accept those that I cannot.

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My favorite essential oil is bacon grease.

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Some days coffee is the only reason I still have friends and a job.

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I sent that “Ancestry” site some information on my family tree.  They sent me back a pack of seeds and suggested that I just start over.

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And that’s it my friends.

Until next week.

Cheers!

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1 Response to Dragon Laffs #1656

  1. Ginny says:

    Great issue…..lots of laughs.

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