Here’s the deal…I’ve been away about half of this week for work and I’ve been on 12 hour shifts the other half. I’ve not had near the amount of time for an issue that I normally have, so this one might be a little light on personal commentary.
Do I hear cheering and applause out there?
Well, I guess I know where I stand!
Yup, I know EXACTLY where I stand!
Right here next to the coffee and donuts, that’s where I stand.
Anyway, as you can see from the banner up above, this will be our final donation round up. I know you are all still segregated into two sections, well, get used to it. Not that the back section isn’t good, on the contrary. The back section is very good, but the front section is just…well…better. Plush seating with the contributors having a personalized bronze plaque on their own chairs. Free coffee and pastries. Hugs and kisses by our two trollops … or um … darling #1’s Diaman and Ginny. What else can you ask for?
Well, here’s our list:
|Joseph C.||Ginny||K2||Henry C.||Leah H.|
|Fred S.||Philip S.||James C.||Henry S.||Henry H.|
|Jonathon J.||Danny M.||Laurie F.||Gail B.||Lona T.|
|Ginny (again)||Don C.||Jessica C.||Ray T.||Kristine M.|
|Joseph C. (again)||Susan W.||Diaman||Bob B.||Dale A.|
|Donald M.||Joe P.||Bruce C.||Vincent C.||Kevin A.|
|Garth B.||Scott H.||Tom H.||Margaret C.||Donald G.|
|Dan T.||Christopher B.||Steven H.||John R.||Dale A.|
|James T.||Paul B.|
Okay, if you would like to have your own seat, with the bronze plaque and the free coffee and donuts for each issue, by all means, feel free to contribute and you too can be sat in the special section. If you are a veteran of the Military, a Fireman, Policeman, EMT, or are disabled and unable to work, then you too can feel free to move up and sit in the special magical section.
Rest assured, that it will magically expand and contract with the allowable people.
Anyway, as a side note, if you follow along with the comments, you may remember on October 15th Ginny promised Paul B. a signed copy of her pumpkin derrière and an implied signed copy of her prize winning gourds with a donation. Well, Ginny, as you can see, as the very last name on there, Mr. Paul B has followed through on his half of the bargain…so the rest is up to you.
You may also remember that last week I asked who knew what TANSTAAFL means and where it came from …author and book. Kevin came up with part of the answer, that it means There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch. Then he deferred to our own Lethal Leprechaun who supplied the rest. It was made common by the book, The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, by the Grand Master of Science Fiction, Mr. Robert Anson Heinlein.
Oh, and by the way Pepsi beat out Coke in our last poll by a tiny margin 36 to 35. There will be no poll today, but I am looking for more poll topics. Please let me know what you’d like to see as a poll topic.
Here’s a great video of the best FanCam I have ever seen. This bored looking kid changes into a rock star right in front of us. And the camera men kept the camera on him.
This one is truly fantastic! The Ohio State Marching Band doing their tribute to classic rock! Their movements on the field are incredible!
Pictures from our last company Halloween Party.
Diaman writes about some changes she’s made around her home for security reasons. I guess she’s had some problems…
I’ve torn out my alarm system and de-registered from the Neighbourhood Watch.
I’ve got two Pakistani flags raised in my front garden, one at each corner
and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, CIA, NSA, FBI and the other intelligence services are all watching my house 24/7.
I’ve never felt safer!
But I guess she’s gotten them all taken care of now.
Thanks to my Dad, Papa Dragon Most Senior, for this next video. It’s really something. How many of you know about the First Air Force One? I didn’t. Now I do. Watch…
This is Matilda, our payroll clerk. Somebody has to keep the books and she does an excellent job!
Okay, I know there’ve already been a lot of videos in this issue, but this one….this one is the tops! An early release of the new Avengers movie. Due out in May! I’m already psyched!!
Here’s some quickies from our own Ginny…okay, not those kinds of quickies…
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can’t stand criticism..
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don’t bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What’s the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
“Are you sure it’s mine?”
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA…
Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him “Sum Ting Wong”
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment
What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with… “a recipe”.
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time ..” –
A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this s**t…..