Good Morning Campers!
Yup, it’s a real, live issue of Dragon Laffs.  Full of fun and laughter, grace and wit and of course, the Recommended Minimum Daily Allowance (RMDA)of sarcasm, vitamin B-26, and informative, authoritative bovine excrement (High Powered B.S.). 
Thank you all for all your well wishes and prayers.  And speaking of prayers, I think I know what part of my problem is…I know, the list is so long…but I’m talking about my low blood sugars.  I’m eating properly, cutting down on my medication, losing weight and yet I’m still getting low blood sugars, why is that?  It’s because some of you out there are praying too hard and have got me practically healed of diabetes and now the medicine that is supposed to help me is trying to kill me.  Now, don’t get me wrong.  I don’t want you guys to stop, but let’s start doing it slowly and together with the doctor and if that is the way the good Lord wishes it to be, then I will be more than happy to be miraculously healed.  I haven’t taken my insulin in two days (under doctor’s orders) and my fasting blood sugar this morning was 136.  Now, I know some of you won’t understand what that means, but it’s good. 
Anyway, back to the serious stuff for a minute…
on Tuesday, after the funeral, the Miami County Sherriff’s Office, Indiana State Police, Peru Police, all the area Fire Departments, etc, etc, etc.  Got together, in the snow, to say good bye to Sherriff Kenneth Roland.  Our dear friend will be sorely missed. 
The pictures are courtesy of the Peru Tribune Web site…

 

Now, let’s move on to the fun and mirth…

Let’s Laugh!

Under the topic of

http://www.zdnet.com/videos/new-tech/the-future-of-kitchen-counters/491855

 

That’s just plain weird!

Hungary is considering allowing solicitation
for prostitution in shopping malls, so long
as the act itself is performed elsewhere.

The Top 5 Names for the Mall Prostitution Store

5. Bed, Bang and Begone

4. BJ Maxx

3. Sbarrho

2. Chick-Fel-8

and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Name for the Mall Prostitution Store…

1. Twattery Barn

My big fantasy is being a pizza delivery boy making a delivery to a mansion where a porn film is being shot and arriving at the location at precisely the same moment as the actor playing the role of the pizza-delivery boy.
-Siva Kumar

Jeannie is so proud of herself….she now has a groaner!  And she gets a:

 

This is one funny protest prank:
http://wimp.com/protestprank/

Dear Call of Duty,

You win this round.

Sincerely, Ignored Naked Girlfriend.

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.”

–American comedian Groucho Marx

This is just great.  Just great.  Now the Leprechaun wants to get into the act, and I have to tell you, that there are very few people around with a sense of pun as bad as his….so, take heed….

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”

An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?”

And yet another one from our dear Leprechaun:
Bartenders and waiters have heard ’em all. But what we rarely hear is someone turning down a drink. “Nah, I better not have one,” said one man a after I offered him a glass of wine. “I have the world’s worst stomach. I eat so many antacids that if I were to keel over dead right this minute, I’d leave my own chalk outline.”

ORD Approach: “United 143 best forward speed to the marker, you are number one.”
United 143 (male): “Roger, balls to the wall.”
ORD Approach: “American 245, you’re number two behind a United 737,
follow him, cleared visual, at your best forward speed.”
American 245 (female): “Well, I can’t do balls to the wall, but I can
go wide open.”
-Radio silence-
Unknown male Pilot: “Is American hiring?”

From our great camper friend Bob, in Alaska:

Here is an amazing eclipse photo – this guy is pretty savy!

Bob

Pretty cool photo:
http://legault.perso.sfr.fr/eclipse110104_solar_transit.html
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2011/01/04/insanely-awesome-solar-eclipse-picture/

Personally, I love my iPhone.  I’m pretty much to the point that I can’t live without it.  Sad, I know, but here is a great story about the day an iPhone saved the day…and recovered a stolen car:
http://www.timesrecordnews.com/news/2011/jan/04/iphone-dials-up-justice-in-case-of-stolen-car-n/

I’ve had a couple of requests for updates on Baby Jack.  He’s doing well, just growing up and getting ready for his next operation.  Not sure when that is going to happen, but here’s a couple of recent pics to keep all you “Aww, he’s so cute!” people satisfied…and yes, I’m one of those people, too.