Impish Dragon’s Rules For Living
Love means never having to say, “Does that twenty include the spanking?”
To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn’t kill you to wash your hands in between either.
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreck revenge on everyone who ever screwed us in the past.
If Life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then when Life isn’t looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That’ll learn him.
Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to do things that would get your ass thrown in jail if you really tried them.