Giant corduroy rug worms have invaded the internet near our location and taken over the nexus nodes and matrix maxims!  Please take appropriate precautions!  This recording is on a continuous loop and will repeat until such time as the Legion of Mythical Creatures and Monsters gathers it’s forces and counter attacks.  You have been warned!

I say again … compact zombie yogurt spiders have taken over the world wide web and redesigned the stringers!  All flying mythical creatures and monsters report to headquarters for further instructions.  Please take appropriate precautions!  This recording is on a continuous loop until such time as loops are squared and the legion wins back the ……

I say again…..