Good Morning Campers! We hit a new high on Saturday…757 hits! That’s an incredible number! Thank you all for your continued support. Now, go out and tell all your friends, your family, your acquaintances, people you meet on the street, … whisper in their ears, “dragonlaffs.com” … shout out loud, “DRAGONLAFFS DOT COM” … print up business cards, rent space on a billboard, email that simple message to everyone in your address book!
Think about what would happen if everyone in the world started their day out with a laugh? Laughter, which is in very short supply in our world right now, has the ability to bring enemies together as friends, take politicians off the podiums, and think how good YOU will feel by having shared something so wonderful, so world changing with your friends!
Now, get out there and laugh! That’s an order!
This is one WAY cool scary looking storm!
Something really sweet…
http://www.wimp.com/babyhummingbird/
It’s better to be safe than sari!
Yes you will
Yes you will
Yes you will
Yes you will
First I thought . . . Can this gal really replace Martha Stewart? And then I thought…
“Oh what the hell! Let’s give her a chance!”
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: “Jen, is the cat there?”
“Yes”, the wife answers, “Why do you ask?”
Frustrated, the man answered, “Put that critter on the phone. I’m lost and need directions!!!”
Mrs. Dragon and Impish had words, but he didn’t get to use his.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error. You don’t think so? Ask your wife!
Here is a large database of substances that stain. Click on a substance for detailed
directions on removing the stain. Most stains can be removed with common household cleaners.
A great bedroom addition
Finding room for a large-screen TV can be difficult. This is especially true in a crowded bedroom. The obvious solution is to put the TV under the bed. Don’t believe me? Watch this awesome solution to the problem and decide for yourself.
http://www.tvkim.com/watch/394/kims-picks-a-great-bedroom-addition
The Old Country Boys:
DID YA KNOW OR DO YA CARE?
Not all ladybugs are ladies, some are male.
(FIGURES, DOESN’T IT ! ! !)
Some really cool information here, but it goes by REALLY quick…
http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/the-shocking-growth-of-mobile/
US Congress decides to hide porn from future generations…
http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/us-congress-decides-to-hide-porn-from-future-generations/
The New xPhone
http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/xphone-iphone-android-killer/
How to react to an oncoming google streetview car:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/how-to-react-to-an-oncoming-google-streetview-car/
Abandoned Prisons…. Thanks to Frederick for this one:
No one likes prisons or would ever want to go there, but there are some of them around the world so scary that only the name sends shivers down your spine. Many of them were closed after a series of awful events, murders, riots, and are now abandoned.
People have always been attracted by mystery and especially life after death. When strange things begin to happen and you do not find any logical explanation, you start to wonder about spirits or ghosts. There is a whole industry developed on this theory, from TV shows to books. It is said that a human being marks his territory by giving a personal touch to the place he is living in or to the things that he does. But when something terrible happens in a place, like many prisons, they become really scary and a lot of legends and stories appear about those abandoned and so call haunted prisons. There are a lot of movies about those places, and many of them are considered a perfect place for a great scary movie or some kind of reality based movie.
One of these places is Moundsville West Virginia Penitentiary.
This is a gothic style prison that was opened in 1876 and was closed in 1995. This prison housed a large number of inmates, both males and females, and it was built to house the most dangerous criminals at the time. Most of the inmates housed in those 129 years while it was opened died there. Some of them died from natural causes but most of them from violence, suicides or executions. The prison had a so called “death house” where inmates were executed, by hangings at the beginning and by an electric chair later. It is considered one of the scariest places because of the murders, tortures and violence that took place there and it is said that it is not unusual to hear footsteps or frightening noises, screams and cries inside the penitentiary.
Another scary prison is the Ohio State Reformatory, also known as Mansfield Reformatory.
It opened in September 1896 when 150 offenders were housed. Until December 31, 1990, when its doors were shut down, it housed over 155,000 men. It was designed as a combination of three architectural styles: Victorian Gothic, Richardsonian Romanesque and Queen Ann and was established as a place where young boys would be reformed in a spiritual way. Sadly, there were other things happening there, violence, sadness, torture, despair, death, so the stories have appeared. Many visitors said that they heard strange noises, conversations, screams, smelled unusual scents or saw apparitions.
The third scary prison is the Frontier Prison from Rawlings, Wyoming.
It also goes by the name “Old Pen”, and it was opened around 1900’s. The prison closed its doors in the early 1980’s and now it is a famous tourist attraction. Many visitors said that there are some places inside the facility that are very emotionally intense. It feels like a very hostile environment and they feel an immense fear. Also, there seem to have been a lot of paranormal activity, such as voices, sounds or apparitions in different places like showers, the Chapel, some cells or the death row.
Another scary prison is the Eastern State Penitentiary.
It is located in Philadelphia and was functional from 1829 until 1971. This prison has housed crime committers and the inmates were not allowed to talk, sing, read or communicate at all or they were punished, not being allowed to have any food or water. Many horrible tortures happened there and it is now believed that the souls of the tortured ones still roam the prison. A lot of screams, cries, or appearances were reported and this negative energy transmitted by this prison makes it one of the scariest.
The most famous abandoned prison is Alcatraz from San Francisco.
This prison, also known as “The Rock” or “Devil’s Island” operated for 29 years and was built on an island in such manner that made escaping impossible. The inmates have endured some inhumane conditions, many of them going insane because of the lack of contact with the outside world or the harsh treatment applied by the prison officials. It is now mentioned in many films or legends because of its unique, scary design and location.
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