Day 13 of my captivity. Today, the hostages were released by Hamas. Although, at this point in time, they only came up with 4 of the 20 bodies of the dead captives. They released less than 30 and they get 2,000 in return. Now, let’s see if they disarm like they are supposed to. I’d say it’s highly doubtful.

Then, they have to go through and destroy hundreds of miles of tunnels and underground cities. More doubt on my side.

We’ll see.

I am still just a week ahead. You guys should get this on Monday, the 20th. Two days ago, on Saturday, or on my timeline, this coming Saturday, Izzy and I are supposed to go to the Ark Encounter in Williamstown, KY

Really excited about it. Although, right now, Izzy isn’t feeling well, I hope she is feeling better by the time we leave…especially since it’s a 3 1/2 hour drive there and another 3 1/2 drive back. We are leaving at 6 am and aren’t supposed to be back until 10 pm. 

So, looking forward to THAT! In the meantime, let’s move on to the fun stuff.

 

One of my favorite pictures. The attitude of the horses is perfect.

 

I did not know this! What a great history behind this!

 

Watch your thoughts, they become your words.

Watch your words, they become your actions.

Watch your actions, they become your habits.

Watch your habits, they become your character.

– Lao Tzu (571BC – ?)

This is such a PERFECT picture!

 

Did you hear about the angler who baited his hook with peanut butter?
All he would catch was jellyfish!

That’s me to a T!

 

Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his  education, but then asked him, “What is three times seven?”

“22,” Rick replied.

After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator and realized he wouldn’t get the job.

About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job. He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth but was still very curious.

The next day, he went in and asked why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong. The boss shrugged and said, “Well, you were the closest.”

He also asked God to forgive His murders, gave salvation to the thief on the cross, and suffered for all our sins.

“We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.”
– Dolly Parton

My wife shot me with the nail gun today…
She must think I’m a stud!

So a HUGE statement! Let’s pray the government back open again so that so many Americans are no longer hurt by so many politicians!

 

If drinking energy drinks causes short term memory loss, just imagine what drinking energy drinks would do.

After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn the piano, but it’s not an easy instrument to pick up.

A woman on a bus asked me, “Do you have any pets?”
I said, “Yes, a goldfish”.
She said, “Any hobbies?”
I said, He likes swimming!”.

I just inherited a dairy farm, which is not what I wanted, but I’m going to milk it for everything I can get.

I said to my wife this morning, “Why do we always argue about everything?”
– she replied, “Well, if I agreed with you, then we’d both be wrong”.

Someone stole all my lamps, and you’d think I’d be upset, but actually I’m delighted.

2 people are in Hospital after eating Lasagna containing 100% Horse Meat. They are said to be in a stable condition.

 I’ve started burying cash in the bush next to my house. It’s my hedge fund. 

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I went into a shoe shop this morning and asked to see a pair of loafers. The salesperson brought down the general manager and the chief accountant.

My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk!

Ya gotta hand it to short people.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

So I went to a really trendy nightclub last night. The doorman said to me: “Sorry mate, I can’t let you in, you’ve had too many!”
I said: “What, drinks?”
He said: “No, birthdays”.

The Silliest Inventions To Ever Receive A Patent

That sign bothers me in more than a few ways.

 

How to get rid of telemarketers

– Tell the telemarketer you are on “home incarceration” and ask if they could bring you some beer.
– Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.
– Tell the telemarketer, “Okay, I will listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I’m not wearing any clothes.”
– Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. “Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how’s your momma?”
– Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up…louder… louder… LOUDER…
– Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.
– If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

Like what’s going on RIGHT NOW!

 

Finland has closed its border.
Now no one can cross the Finnish line.

Sigh…me either…me either.

 

Three Spies are captured in London. One is German, one is French, and the other is Italian. 

First, they interrogate the German spy and after 3 hours of torture he talks and is thrown back into the cell with the others. 

Then the French spy is interrogated, and after about 8 hours of torture they get him to talk and throw him back with the others. 

Last, they interrogate the Italian spy and after 20 hours of torture and failing to make him say a word they give up for the day and throw him back with the others.

When he is back in the cell with the other spies asked him,  “how did you last that long without saying a word”?

Then the Italian man says, “I was trying to speak but they had my hands strapped down and I wasn’t able to move them”.

And again we come to the end of another issue my friends. I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did. Until next time…

Day 11 of the Government shutdown for me, if it’s still going on for you as you’re reading this it will be day 18. I’m really getting tired of this crap. The government needs to get their heads out of their butts. This should prove to every one of us that every one of those people need to go.

Financially, if I’m still not at work by the time you read this, I’m going to be headed into tough territory.  These people need to realize they are messing with people in a bad way. If it goes on too much longer … well … God has always taken care of me and I know He always will. I put my faith in my Lord.

All signs point to His return. Regardless of anything else, we know we are one day closer today then we were yesterday. Accept Jesus as your Savior so that your eternity is ensured. This life on earth is so miniscule compared to eternity. 

I recently had to answer a letter for my ex-wife. I won’t go into the details of that, but the individual I wrote to was what I would call an impastor and I felt led to do a little preaching to him about his false religion and all the things that his religion requires to be saved in their point of view. It is one that I have some experience in, having been a member of for a few years, many years ago. So I led him down Roman’s Road. For those of you unfamiliar with that, it is a simple way to show a new or potential new believer in how Salvation works. We use it a lot in our jail ministry and it goes like this:

Romans 3:23: For all have sinned and, and come short of the glory of God:
Romans 3:10: As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
Romans 5:12: Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:
Romans 5:8: But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us
Romans 10:9-10: That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession made unto salvation.
Romans 10:13: For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.

I REAAAALLLLYYYYY don’t think he’s going to be happy with my reply. 

Well…he started it.

Anyway, that’s my ministering for today. Now…

My son came up to me and said, “Dad, I just watched someone do fifty pushups. Do you think you could do that?”
I said, “Absolutely. Not to brag son, but I could probably watch someone do a hundred pushups!”

I think the whole “Autumn-is-in-the-air” theme has gone too far.
Today I went to Jiffy Lube, and they offered me a “Cinnamon Spice” oil change.

Aww, heck, that could be anybody! Here’s proof that I’m a dragon!

One day teacher asked Sam if his father helped him with his homework.
Sam simply said – “No, he did it all by himself”!

I have that problem…a lot.

 

You’ll learn more about a road by travelling it than by consulting all the maps in the world…

Ray Kroc (1902-1984)

That is EXACTLY the look!

 

A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic’s lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown.
 
One day the mechanic was working on a car in the backyard and dropped his wrench, losing it in the tall grass. He couldn’t find it for the life of him, so he decided to call it a day.
 
That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened he looked toward the heavens and proclaimed,
 
“A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me!

Yeah, it’s an old one…but it’s still pretty good.

Investigators at a major U.S. research university recently discovered the heaviest element known to science. The element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0.
 
However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 312.
 
These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons. It is also surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
 
Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than one second.
 
Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places.
 
In fact, an Administratium sample’s mass actually INCREASES over time, since with each reorganization some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes.
 
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that perhaps Administratium is spontaneously formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as “critical morass.”

 

 

That is the absolute TRUTH!!!

Adorable!

 

Not sure if this will work or not, this is from our buddy Wouter in South Africa.

Is your town haunted?
This is pretty neat. JUST CLICK ON YOUR STATE!!!
 
Alabama         Louisiana            Ohio   
Alaska          Maine                 Oklahoma    
Arizona        Maryland             Oregon   
Arkansas   &nbs p;  Massachusetts    Pennsylvania    
California     Michiga n             Rhode Island    
Colorado      Minnesota          South Carolina   
Connecticut   Mississippi          South Dakota </ STRONG>
Delaware     Missouri             Tennessee   
Florida         Montana            Texas   
Georgia      Nebraska            Utah  
Hawaii        Nevada                Vermont   
Idaho         New Hampshire< U>    Virginia    
Illinois        New Jersey          Washington   
Indiana      New Mexico         West Virginia   
Iowa         New York             Wisconsin   
Kansas      North Carolina      Wyoming   
Kentucky   North Dakota        District of Columbia

 

A new arrival, about to enter a hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. “Excuse me,” he said, “Have you lost something?”
 
“No,” replied one of the doctors. “We’re doing a heart transplant for an income tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone.

That’s it my friends. The end of another episode. Please pray for our country, pray that our politicians do the right thing, the responsible thing.  Our country is falling apart at the seams and they don’t even see it. Or they want it.

Woman, 43, suspected of murdering two children…
At least 4 killed, 20 hurt in South Carolina bar…
Young boy arrested in connection with Alabama shooting…
4 killed, at least 20 hurt at homecoming football…

That’s just over night and that’s just from the news. I get special “Flash” messages on my work email (that yes, I’m still checking while I’m on furlough) that I can’t even tell you about until they hit the mainstream stuff. Unexplained helicopter crash that I’m sure by the time you read this will be explained….

People trying to stop ICE from doing their job in Chicago and Portland, they need help, the Police told to stand down and NOT respond. The President sends in the National Guard to straighten things out and the Governors stop it! Because the Governors are more concerned with the rights of illegal aliens then with American citizens.

This world is coming apart at the seams…not even at the seams, it’s being ripped down the middle. 

Pray, my friends.

You know, a couple of issues ago I said I was going to start adding in Halloween pictures and I didn’t do that. What can I say, I’ve got a few things on my mind right now … like how I’m going to pay my bills if this furlough keeps going.  Sure, we’re supposed to be paid back for the lost time … the key words being supposed to. This has already gone on longer than I thought it would. Hopefully, by the time you guys are reading this it will all be over with. 

If not …

Izzy’s flowers on top, and mine on the bottom. Okay, so mine were from a “paint by number” program, but still.

 

Yup, another take on an old favorite.

 

One of THE GREATEST movies of all TIME!

 

Another moon setting picture from the other morning.

 

There’s one that goes back a ways.

Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
Because he was on a roll.

Why are cats such good bakers?
Because they make everything from scratch.

Just received another long collection of pictures that I had to separate into individual frames. I don’t know why Word Press doesn’t like it when I try to take the long streams of pictures and insert them. They come out unfocused. Be that as it may, here for your viewing pleasure, from Aussie Pete, are famous pictures that you never knew were … manipulated.

 

 

Taxes are a yearly subscription to the country you live in.
Childhood is the free trial.

Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money someday. 

He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possibilities of the brokerage business.
 
“Look at that yacht,” he said as they drove slowly past a marina. 

“That 96 foot beauty belongs to the senior partner at Merrill Lynch. That one over there 104 footer is owned by the head of Goldman, Sachs. And look at that huge 210 foot yacht out there. That’s the pride and joy of the top seller at Prudential-Bache.”
 
His friend Morris was silent. Goodman turned to look at him and saw a pained look on his face.
 
“What’s the matter?” Goodman asked. “I was just wondering,” Morris said. “why aren’t there any customers’ yachts?”

Camouflage perfection!

 

The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver.  He placed it on top of the instrument panel, and then asked the navigator, “Do you know what I use this for?”
 
The navigator replied timidly, “No, what’s it for?”
 
The pilot responded, “I use this on navigators who get me lost!”
 
The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart  table.
 
The pilot asked, “What’s that for?”
 
“To be honest sir,” the navigator replied, “I’ll know we’re lost before you will.”

Two doctors decided to invest in an Air BnB. Despite all their marketing, they couldn’t attract even a single customer.
Eventually, they decided to call their venture “Doctors Without Borders.”

What a fantastic picture!

 

I love seeing these kinds of pictures.

 

You’re not a true fan unless you know who this band is!

On a lonely, moonlit country road a young man’s car engine started to cough.
 
Immediately pulling over to a scenic little spot he said to the young lady next to him, “That’s funny, I wonder what that knocking noise was?”
 
“I’ll tell you one thing for sure,” said the girl coolly, “It wasn’t opportunity.”

An extremely vain sorceress zoomed into the local dollar store on her broom, fuming from head-to-toe. “Which one of you morons is responsible for putting my name on your product without my permission? I’m going to turn you into a toad!”

A shuddering young clerk bravely came forward— “I’m extremely sorry ma’am; I honestly thought Witch Hazel was an approved product.”

“You idiot,” screamed the hag. “I’m talking about the Barbie doll!”

No kidding!!!

 

Think about it … you’ll figure it out.

 

It’s early October, which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house will soon become Halloween decorations.

Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal.

Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself large portion of noodles into his bowl then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease – as you might expect from a Jedi Master.

Anyway, poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself.

Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, “Luke, use the forks.”

And that’s it for yet another one my friends.

Today is Tuesday … no, not this past Tuesday, but Tuesday the week before. I’m way ahead. Which may be a good thing because I may have to go out of town. And by the time you read this it will probably be decided, but I just got a phone call that my Dad is in the hospital, so I may be making a trip to Florida, but you guys will have already known because I will have sent you a message. 

I’ll ask you all to pray for him now and put it out there with the hopes that it will be answered by God.

In the mean time, and while I wait for news, let’s move on.

Today is October 7th and I’m watching the news broadcast of the anniversary of the terrible and cowardly attack on Israel by Hamas. (I know, cheerful stuff this morning). The government is still shut down, and I’m still not getting paid.

Yeah, I need to put this up and come back to it later.

Okay, it’s later…

 

I really need to laugh.

It’s been raining for days now, and my husband seems very depressed by it…
He keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let him in.

This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, “I’m a walking economy.”

The friend asks, “How so?”

“My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!”

Now there’s a picture waiting for a meme…

 

Husband: “Call 911 quick, I think I’m having a heart attack!“
The wife picked up his cell phone to call. She said, “Give me your password!”
Husband: “Never mind, I’m feeling much better now.”

Ole and Lena are driving home from a party one night when Ole gets pulled over for speeding. The officer comes to the window and asks Ole, “Sir, did you realize that you were speeding?” 

“No sir,” replies Ole, “I had no idea I was speeding.” 

Suddenly, Lena blurts out, “Yeah you did Ole! You were speeding and you knew it the whole time!” 

“Would you be quiet Lena; this isn’t the time or the place!” 

“Well, you were speeding and now you’re trying to lie about it,” says Lena. 

Ole replies, “Will you just shut up for once, I’m sick of you bossing me around!” 

The officer, still standing at the window of the car is surprised at the way Ole is talking to his wife. He asks, “Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you like this?” 

“No,” she replies, “only when he’s been drinking.”

Okay, that was like the weirdest chart I’ve ever seen.

 

On my way home from work one day…

 

So much truth in that! SO MUCH!!!!

 

Mrs. Marble, a Sunday School teacher, was telling her students about the time when Lot’s wife looked back at Sodom she turned into a pillar of salt. Little Percy interrupted. “My mommy looked back once while she was driving,” he announced, “and she turned into a telephone pole.”

Offerings had been down the past several Sundays and the preacher decided he had to do something to change the trend. The next Sunday, as the plate was being passed he said, “Brothers and Sisters, I don’t like to have to do this, but there is a man in the congregation who is having an affair with another parishioner’s wife, and if there is not at least five dollars in the collection, I will reveal his name.”  Later, as he counted the money he found 20 five-dollar bills, and a two dollar bill with a note that read, “Forever hold your peace, I’ll have that other three dollars before sundown!

 

I woke up cold this morning. Yesterday was a change over of a sorts. Turned off the A/C. Haven’t turned on the heat yet, but I think it’s coming. I’ve really wanted to open the windows up but the pollen has been so bad this year that I didn’t want to let all that in the house. I’m already snotting and sniffling to beat the band.

Okay, so that just cracked me up…I just turned on the news and the first thing I hear, “…and we’ll be right back with news of the CIA releasing information of the Biden family involved in criminal activity.” Well, no kidding. 

Anyway, one week now on furlough and now they are talking about not paying us back. I know that God will protect me, so I’m not overly concerned … but, if it goes on too much longer, I’ll have to do something soon.

 

Currently wearing some old spice…
It was oregano, I found it in the pantry.

I actually have 2 of them. And I want to get rid of them … but I can’t! Don’t believe me? Hang on, I’ll be right back!

 

My “glasses cabinet” on the left and my “coffee cup cabinet” on the right. I’m so ashamed. And we don’t use ANY of them.

No…not the sun, this was the moon setting at 0630 this morning.

 

30 feet? That’s it? 

 

Boy, ain’t THAT the truth!!!!

The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girlfriend’s father, “Son, can you support a family?”

“Well, no, sir,” he replied, caught off-guard by the question. “Your daughter and I were thinking we’d just have to support ourselves, the rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.”

At the end of the college year, a star football player celebrated by attending a late-night campus party. Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful coed and eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many any “potential dates” at the party.

“Oh, I’m much more attracted to the strong academic types than to the party animals,” she said. What’s your G.P.A.?”

Grinning from ear to ear, the jock boasted, “I get about 25 in the city and 40 on the highway.”

“No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.”
– Abraham Lincoln

And that’s it. I’m done for today. Until next time, may God Bless you all with Peace and Love, Strength and Comfort.

Okay, so now I think I’m a week ahead. I think this one is scheduled for Saturday, so there’s not telling what has happened by the time this one comes out … oh … today is Sunday for me, so I’m really time traveling here.

I would be out doing something … like motorcycle riding or something fun, but I’m trying to not spend ANY money and saving gas and every penny I can save … just in case. But, I’ll probably give in at some point in time, cause I’m jonsing real bad. And what’s a gallon of gas here or there, right? Cheap entertainment.

You know, the ones I really feel sorry for are the young GI families. The ones who are living from paycheck to paycheck. The ones who aren’t authorized to live in base housing; who aren’t protected. These are the kids who are going to be in trouble if this goes on too long. But, do the Blind Turnips care? No. They care more about arguing about healthcare for illegals then they care about our military members. They care more about posturing then about men and women who have voluntarily offered to put their butts between the evil in the world and the rest of US. THAT’S the part that REALLY bothers me. I really don’t care which side is saying what in that regard.

I could keep ranting, but I’m not going to.  You guys know how I feel, so let’s move on to why we are here. Praising God and laughter.

After a coworker had finished his English lecture and his class had filed out, a tenth grader stayed behind to confront him.
“I don’t appreciate being singled out,” he told his teacher.
The teacher was confused. “What do you mean?”
“I don’t know what the ‘oxy’ part means, but I know what a ‘moron’ is, and you looked straight at me when you said it.”

I look back on the childhood that I had and the childhood that kids have nowadays and the difference is astounding! They have no idea what they missed out on.

 

How many great and fun lessons have I had and taught on the Armor of God!

 

60 Absolutely Hilarious Pictures That Are Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Funnier Than They Should Be

From Stephanie, and it’s entitled…

Book of Revelation revealing

In Sweden, over 6,000 people have voluntarily had microchips implanted in their hands to replace conventional items like ID cards, credit cards, transit passes, and even office keys. 

These tiny implants, about the size of a grain of rice, use passive RFID or NFC technology and are typically embedded between the thumb and index finger. 

Once scanned by a reader, they can unlock doors, complete contactless payments, store medical/emergency data, or link to digital business cards and apps.

This movement began gaining momentum around 2015 and continues today, particularly among tech workers, early adopters, and biohacking enthusiasts. 

In 2024, around 150 employees at a Swedish tech innovation hub received implants to access workplace systems—part of a renewed wave of interest in merging physical and digital access.

The implants are considered safe and biocompatible, and they do not contain GPS, nor do they transmit data unless actively scanned at very close range. 

The procedure is quick and minimally invasive, usually done by professionals in controlled environments.

Though the technology has sparked debates about privacy, ethics, and potential surveillance, Sweden’s use of these implants remains entirely voluntary and driven by individuals rather than government or corporate mandates. 

With more than 6,000 chip users so far, Sweden stands as a global leader in this form of human–tech integration, showcasing both the possibilities and boundaries of living in a contactless, digital society.

 

Actually, I have a few of those.

There’s a story there that I’d LOVE to hear!

 

The pretty lady at the DMV recommended to me that I sign up to be an organ donor….
That’s when I realized she was a girl after my own heart!

A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So, when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.  He responded, “Sure. You carry the suitcases!”

Things to Ponder

– Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

– “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I Do,” is the longest sentence?

– When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I named my son Driew, instead of Drew.
It’s only weird if you say it backwards.

Boy that is so much the very truth of life itself. I can’t tell you – you have to know it for yourself – and until you do, and you come to grips with this truth, it’s gonna be hard for you. But once you do, it seems things get so much easier.

 

My colleague has been living in this country only a few months and is just learning the language.
Although normally chipper, he recently looked sad.
When I asked what was wrong, he responded glumly, “Today, everything wrong is going in my favor.”

More’s the shame!

 

Since I am a busy mom of four, I rely on my children to help me out with everyday chores around the house. One morning I was running around trying to get the children and myself ready, when I suddenly realized it was trash pickup day. So I handed a bag of garbage to my sleepy seven-year-old son and told him to toss it in the trash bin on his way out the door. Glancing out my window moments later, I saw him wearily boarding the bus. He was carrying his backpack, his lunchbox, and a big white bag of garbage.

“Walter, if you are going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?”
“Three days of steady drinking should do it,” was Walter’s reply.

That’s it for today my friends. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. Be well, until we meet again, may God Bless you and keep you.