So, Izzy and I are watching TV and every single commercial for medicine has a warning for that the side effect includes depression. Even the depression medicine. Isn’t that kind of self-defeating if you are taking medicine for depression and one of the side effects of taking said medication is depression … that just seems … wrong.
Anyway…I’m writing this on Saturday, the day before Easter and I built an Easter basket for Izzy.
I think she’ll like it. Heck, it’s full of chocolate, so I know she’ll like it. For me, I snitched a couple of the extra pieces and a bag of jelly beans, so I got mine, too. 🙂
Now …
Not everyone will get that one.
I have questions.
Just went to the doctor.
He said he’d like to talk to me about my weight.
I said, “well it was about 45 minutes, but at least the chairs were comfy.”
The phone rings, a woman answers. A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, “I bet you have a tight ass with no hair.”
The woman replies, “Yes I do, he’s watching golf, who shall I say is calling?”
No kidding. Those churches that teach you that the Bible says it’s okay for you to do ____ (fill in the blank) if you interpret it this way are wrong. These are impastors who teach this and false churches who participate in this. The Bible is VERY clear and NOT open to interpretation. DON’T be fooled.
If you can walk up to cars at a red light and ask for money then you can walk into a business and ask for a job application.
Okay, so I agree with this in principle. There are an AWFUL lot of grifters out there who drive brand new cars and make more money than you and I do … BUT!!! There are some who really are incapable of “walking into a business and asking for a job application…and if you listen close, the Holy Spirit will help you differentiate between the two.
Democrat
That is so cool!
I know they didn’t ask for it, but I sent a stool sample in with my tax return.
They are not only not trying to remove them, they are working to KEEP them!!
Me: Donates body to science.
Science: Donates body to Goodwill.
Wow! Just…Wow!
Dear Life,
When I recently sighed, “Could things possibly get any worse?” that was purely a rhetorical question – not a request!!
LOL! Took me a minute.
It’s probably just as well McDonald’s never put a sirloin sandwich on the menu. It would have been a McSteak.
You’d think that the part of the brain that used to remember phone numbers would take over remembering passwords!
But Nooooo!!!!
In a weird, strange way…this makes so much sense.
Drunk is when you feel Sophisticated, but can’t pronounce it…
I was Born to be Wild.
But only till about 8:30ish
Maybe 9pm tops…
That’s if for this one my friends. Let’s get one more reminder for Julies go fund me.
Just pass it on in your own messages, blogs, or whatever is all I ask. Thank you.
Dragon Laffs 