Another stormy night ahead for the Dragon Lair.
We are currently under a tornado watch. Not a warning, just a watch, which is not a big deal. I mean, it is, but it isn’t. It just means that conditions are favorable for the formation of tornadoes.
But, like I said last time we did this, God has always protected us and He always will. So … we will be fine.
Moving on to other things.
This past Sunday, the Whelpling and his buddies came over and replaced my Zombie Apocalypse fence with a new one. Sadly, Home Depot only had a few fence pieces so we couldn’t replace the whole line like I wanted to, but we got the worst of it fixed and now it looks like this:
The last time I bought a fence piece it was $35. On Sunday they were $68 each. Not quite double, in about a year…well…maybe two.
That’s a pretty big jump and more than I thought it would be, but still…I got a (partial) new fence…and I LOVE it. So far it’s held up pretty well to the wind and stuff. We’ll see how it holds up tonight.
I have another thing to ask you guys and BY NO MEANS am I asking any of you for anything. A dear friend of mine from church has been diagnosed with breast cancer and has pretty crappy insurance. Plus they have recently had some financial problems to the point where her husband, a retired police officer, has had to come out of retirement and take a job. This is the lady that, when I had pneumonia and influenza A, dropped everything that she was doing to rush me to the hospital and spent the day with me. Then brought Izzy and I food for the next couple of days until I was back on my feet.
Anyway, her sister started a go fund me site (against her wishes) to try to raise the money she’s going to need for treatment. What I’m asking, if you feel led to throw a couple of bucks at it because every dollar counts, but even more so, copy the link and spread it around…again, if you feel so led. With my deepest and whole hearted thanks.
That link works, and in the meantime…
Friggin’ Pete sent us an email:
I finally broke down and hired a cleaning service but, it’s not going to work out and I had to let her go. I mean really, why would she show up in high heels when she knew I had laminate flooring…
I sure do!
I have REALLY got to adopt that tactic!
The 25 Funniest Memes About The 413,793 Stolen Kit Kats
Some of these are really great!
Well, I wasn’t quite here for 5/5/55, but I got all the rest of them.
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.
“Certainly madam,” he replied courteously.
“Is the restaurant open still?” inquired Mary.
“Sorry, no,” came the reply, “but room service is available all night.
Would you care to select something from this menu?”
Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. “Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please,” said Mary.
“Certainly, madam,” he replied.
“And can I have breakfast in bed?” asked Mary politely.
The receptionist nodded and smiled.
“In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs, please,” Mary mused.
After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night.
The night passed uneventfully and the next morning Mary came down early to check out. The same guy was still on the desk.
“Morning madam…sleep well?”
“Yes, thank you,” Mary replied.
“Food to your liking?”
“Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don’t think I have had better. Shame about the eggs, though….they really weren’t that nice at all,” replied Mary truthfully.
“Oh…well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion,” said the receptionist.
“OK, I will…thanks!” replied Mary….who checked out, then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey.
Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written.
“Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!”
Except Tom very rarely got over on Jerry…
Amateur, I would’ve had that bowl filled to overflowing in 15 minutes.
And goes back to Him a LOT asking for forgiveness.
A friend was thinking about buying a new house in the country and asked me to come out and look at it.
We found the town, but we couldn’t locate the road.
We drove over to city hall, where a community get-together was going on, and asked around, but no one had heard of the road.
Even the policemen and fire personnel were stumped.
We went to city hall and consulted a map, with no luck, until finally one young man came to our aid.
He pointed to the map, showing us exactly how to get there.
I thanked the young man and asked if he was with the police or fire department.
“Neither,” he replied. “I deliver pizzas.”
I LOVE THIS ONE!!!
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, “What do you do to get your tomatoes red?”
The gentlemen responded, “Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.”
The woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, “By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?”
“No” she replied, “but my cucumbers are enormous….”
What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
And it’s going on right now! People being persecuted and even prosecuted for saying such evil things as “there are only two genders”.
Splenda Daddy
A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn’t have the funds to pull it off.
I just learned the professional way to say, “I told you so”:
“This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”
A philosopher never sits down at work.
Stands to reason.
A couple of quick points…
#1 We don’t eat dogs!
#2 Michelle texting during the Pledge of Allegiance should have given it away and we should have kicked those communist bastards out of the country right then and there.
Okay, I got that off my chest. Now, Until next time my dear friends, family and loved ones, please don’t forget about passing on that go fund me for Julie that I put out at the beginning. No… don’t go looking for it again, I’ll give it to you here: https://gofund.me/e7de9bc64 Pass it on to your friends. Throw five bucks at it if you wish. Every little bit helps.
And until next time…
Dragon Laffs 