Dragon Laffs #2434


So, I heard an update on the SAVE Act on the radio the other day. You only have to prove your citizenship to register to vote, thereafter you have to show ID to vote.

So…when you are registering to vote at the age of 18 for most people I’m assuming that a birth certificate would prove citizenship. And for the others, then it’s something they are going to have to deal with. But, not impossible. Married women, who’s name doesn’t match their birth certificate can bring their marriage certificate. Stop freaking out, it happens all the time. 

I just watched a commercial for the Governor of New York … some woman named Kathy Hochul who is the perfect side kick for the mayor of New York. It doesn’t surprise me one bit that people are fleeing that state like rats from a sinking ship.

‘cept I usually HAVE a reason…

This is going to end badly.

No. They deserve so much more. They deserve life time support and medical care. They deserve to be paid ten times what they are paid and they deserve a retirement that recognizes the sacrifices they make for our country. They deserve to be treated like kings and queens. At the rock bottom minimum, they deserve what they were promised, because they aren’t getting that.

It’s All Mind Over Matter!

If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Looking into Essential Oils…

Which one is it that calms other people down?

Chloroform?

It’s chloroform isn’t it?

Can someone please explain to me what this whole 6 7 thing means? When I ask Izzy dragon, all she does is laugh at me and say it doesn’t mean anything…and according to Google, Izzy is right.

[slaps two fistfuls of sparklers on the counter]

“How much for the angry incense?”

I’m writing a series of books about making things louder.

I’m on the final volume now.

I recently started a diet… I get half an egg in the morning, half an apple in the afternoon, and half the fridge in the evening.

And that’s it for another one. It’s starting to look like the only time I’m getting to work on these is the weekend, but that’s okay if I can get ahead.

We are doing so well at the jail that we are picking up another block. The good thing is we are going to be doing them on the same night (Wednesday) that we are already doing one of the other blocks. The bad thing is that it’s going to make Wednesday a really long night. One of the things that the jail actually brought up is making us a “Church Block” and putting ALL the men who want to go to “Church” in one block so we can see them all at once. They (the jail) brought it up to us! That would be awesome!! So, put that on your prayer list. 

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