I have to share something very funny with you guys. Well, sad and funny at the same time.

It’s been hurricane level windy around here lately. Wind gusts over 70 mph and a level 1 hurricane starts at 70 mph so there you go. Anyway, my super crappy fence, that is on my to do list for replacement this year was badly hurt.

So, this is what my fence looked like when I got home from work on Friday:

So, my son said he’d come next Sunday and we’d buy some fence panels and redo that whole stretch of fence since that’s the worst part of the fence and then over the summer do the rest of the back yard. But, since it keeps the dogs in, I went out on Saturday and did some crappy repairs on the crappy fence and tied it down with paracord…which, alongside duct tape, can fix anything.  So now, it looks like this:

That’s Pepper, by the way and she’s thinking that, “Yeah, I can still get through there!” Anyway, when I showed that to the Whelpling, his comment was, “Dad, the Apocalypse called and they want their fence back.” and I said, “Yeah, all it needs is a Zombie or two peeking over it to make it perfect.” Well, it wasn’t two minutes later he sends me this back. 

I gotta tell you, I laughed so hard. The kid is WAY too good with AI.

Today, Sunday, we’ve had gusts up to 50 mph and the fence is still standing, so … you gotta love the paracord.

Yeah, this is what I teach for a living and this is why I am one of the most hated people on base.

Yup!

77 Ridiculous “You Had One Job” Fails People Couldn’t Believe Were Actually Possible

I’m so old…

After years of research, I finally figured out the secret to a healthy lawn: sprinkle protein powder on the wet morning grass.

The discovery was whey over dew.

An unusual sight to be sure!

BREAKING NEWS!

Man gets hit by a rental car.

Said it Hertz.

People see me spending money and think I’m rich.

Bro, I’m just irresponsible.

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Never be a prisoner of your past.

It was a lesson, not a life sentence.

A lot of people forget to change out the winter air for the summer air in their tires. You’d be amazed at how much that helps.

Sleeping in could be my super power if it wasn’t for my arch nemesis, having to pee.

Best Lie You Ever Heard…

Eat all your food so you can grow up to be big and strong…now look at you…just big.

This is probably the truest statement I’ve read in a LONG, LONG time. Forgiveness is so important and yet so hard for all of us. And yet, Christ died so all of us could be forgiven and welcomed home to spend eternity with God. If He could suffer the punishment deserved for ALL the sins of ALL mankind so that we each might be forgiven, can’t we find it easily in our hearts to forgive someone else … anything?

Columbus did NOT discover America in 1492.

In 1492 Native Americans discovered a bunch of Europeans lost at sea.

And that’s it for today my friends. I wish you all the best and ask that God Bless you and keep you until we meet again.