Dragon Laffs #2429


Oh how the mighty have fallen!

I can’t believe this poor brother is reduced to hanging on the wall holding up remotes and … stuff!

The poor guy is being humiliated!  I feel ashamed for him! He needs to break loose and raze something! Burn something to the ground! Eat a virgin sacrifice! 

You know, not to change the subject, but I’m watching a show about a group of people that serve the public. They could be LE, they could be military, doesn’t really matter. Anyway, they just went through a very tough thing … fighting … gun fire … blood shed, you know; the kind of stuff that goes along with the job. 

The part that has me considering my words is how their loved ones reacted. Their families. How there are spouses that are cut out to be military/law enforcement spouses and some that are not.  Some of them understand the stress, the danger, long hours, and separation and are there to support and uphold and some can’t handle it.  How some make it easier on them and some actually make a VERY difficult job harder. It’s not necessarily their fault. They may think they can handle it and don’t find out until later that they can’t. I understand that. It’s hard.

I don’t know…where I’m going with this, just musing I guess. I’ve been blessed in my own horrible jobs and supportive wives. 

So, while I continue to muse, let’s the rest of us continue to laff….

This is a REALLY good question.

A sole and a flounder are swimming in the ocean when they bump into each other.

The sole says, “A flounder!”

The flounder, to be polite, says nothing.

It was just brought to my attention that 1970 and 2026 are as far apart as 1970 and 1914 …

I’m just going to need a minute.

I could put it in perspective for me and say that 1977 and 2026 are as far apart as 1977 and 1928. 

I graduated high school and joined the Air Force in 1977.

You Just Realized…

“Bathtub” spelled backwards is “bathtub”. It’s really not, but for a second there you believed me.

I’ve just been promoted to running all of Old MacDonald’s farms!

I’ll be CIEIO!

I just heard that a man collapsed on the Ferris wheel at the fair.

Paramedics on site say he is slowly coming around.

You can’t set a Hallmark movie in the South. Unexpected snow down here isn’t magical. It’s terrifying and always leads to fights at the local grocery store.

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

If I weren’t so exhausted I’d go into this, instead read Ephesians and if you have questions, I’ll happily respond.

It would crack me up to no end to find out that in both of those last two pictures it was actually men driving those cars and NOT women.

Anyway, that’s it my friends. Let’s get this one in the box, so I can start the next one. With the world situation being what it is, my life is a little crazy right now, so things might start becoming a little … um … intermittent. You know what I mean. I’ll try to keep you informed as the days go by, but for the time being …

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4 Responses to Dragon Laffs #2429

  1. jhjoseph's avatar jhjoseph says:

    great and funny thanks. joe H

  2. jhjoseph's avatar jhjoseph says:

    terrific. Laffed a lot. thanks. Joe H.

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