So, it’s still Saturday, I’m starting Thursday’s issue, since I have NO idea what next week is going to give me. According to what I’ve read, the government is now officially shut down. The Senate has passed a bill that will fund the government except for Homeland Security, which will operate on a stopgap for two weeks, and the bill goes to the House which will not meet again until Monday. So, Monday I will go into work, sign the furlough paperwork and go home.
And wait.
How long I wait will depend on the House. Could be hours, could be days. I don’t think it will be that long, but I was extraordinarily wrong on the last one.
So, we’ll see, I guess. By the time you read this we’ll all know.
In the mean time,
Because what else are we going to do?
What a difference 25 years makes.
Husband: I think I’m having a heart attack…
Wife: Ok honey, give me the password to your phone so I can call an Ambulance
Husband: Never mind. I’m feeling better.
Way, way cool!
Ummm… (hating to admit this) … 67.
Hey!!!!
Oh, don’t I know it!! Philippians 1:6, Paul writes: And I am sure of this, that he who began a good work in you will bring it to completion at the day of Jesus Christ. (ESV) And until that day and time, He will continue to boost you up do do His work. I often say that God has helped me endure, and even taken away, my pain so long as He has work for me to do and so long as I continue to do it.
Whenever I see chocolate, I hear TWO voices in my head. One of them says, “Eat the chocolate.” And the other one says, “You heard…Eat the chocolate.”
Wife: I’m going out for 2 hours. Do you want anything?
Husband: No, that’s enough.
Maybe the reason aliens haven’t visited our solar system yet is because we only have one star. Maybe they are looking for systems with a 4 or 5 star rating.
This is a great reference chart.
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
Plastic Explosives.
Here’s one that not everyone will get…
Last night, I had a horrifying dream that disco was actually making a comeback.
At first, I was afraid. I was petrified.
See the previous meme!!!!!
How do you know if someone is hitchhiking or just complimenting your driving?
FUN FACT: A leopard can drag something twice its weight up a tree.
A cougar can drag someone half her age into bed.
Liven up any conversation by telling people you have a glass eye and then watch them try and figure out which one it is.
Day 283 without sex:
A mosquito sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.
And that’s it for this one. Gotta go feed the dogs … and this dragon. Bye for now my friends.
Dragon Laffs 