We are in the middle of SNOW! Lots of SNOW! Today is Sunday and they cancelled church and I’m predicting that they are going to cancel work tomorrow…but I’ve been wrong before. But seeing as how the plows haven’t even really been out … one or two passes and that’s it … I think my prediction is pretty good.

Anyway, while I’m sitting here in the warmth, having already gone out and used my new electric shovel once, let’s get some laughs in, shall we?

Don’t use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

And the amputee probably laughed his head off!

A Word that contains a synonym inside it is called a Kangaroo Word
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MASCULINE
CHICKEN
HONORABLE
BLOSSOM

MY BUCKET LIST:

1. Buy Bucket.

2. Buy wine.

3. Fill bucket with wine.

4. Drink bucket.

Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I’m not used to consuming wine in pill form.

I did an impersonation of my husband and we laughed and laughed and then he did an impersonation of me and we laughed and laughed and he slept on the couch.

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

Man, you know, when you think about it, it really is the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.

Wife: You need to do more chores around the house. 

Husband: Can we change the subject? 

Wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.

The classic!!!

A dog and a cat were having an argument on who is the favorite of humans.

The dog says, “Humans like us more. They even named a tooth (canine) after us. Naming such an important body part after us shows that they like us more.” 

The cat smiles and says, “You’re not really going to win this one, you know.”

That’s it my friends. I’ve got to run, so no big fancy ending. Love to you all.