Today is Thursday, 8 Jan 26 and today, 4 years ago my Mary passed away. 6 years ago today, my daughter passed away. I know that you are not viewing this today, you are viewing it on Monday and by Monday, I should be human again. Today, not so much.
I’m not going to dwell, I’m going to put together this issue of Dragon Laffs and keep my mind occupied on other things. But just a warning … if this issue seems a little weird, that’s probably why.
So … onward …
Okay, that one’s easy…
That one’s harder…
Really easy…
and probably medium.
Amen and Amen!
I’d say it’s pretty close to ten O’clock.
If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
Rats! I’ll be right back. H.R. is at my door.
Yeah, except there’s a lot more than two of us.
And it’s been that way since like October!
Aussie Pete bragging again.
Oh hey! They already are!
20 Zillow Listings That Are Totally Off The Rails
This one is a lot of fun. If clicking on the title doesn’t work, try clicking HERE
Yup, I got it all.
Thanks to Chris for the YouTube of Pets and such that come on such a regular basis. I love watching them!!!
Yeah, me too…I’m actually older than that…
As soon as she had finished convent school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer in show business.
Eventually she returned to her home town for a visit and on a Saturday night went to confession in the church, which she had always attended as a child.
In the confessional Father Sullivan recognized her and began asking her about her work.
She explained that she was an acrobatic dancer, and he wanted to know what that meant.
She said she would be happy to show him the kind of thing she did on stage.
She stepped out of the confessional and within sight of Father Sullivan, she went into a series of cartwheels, leaping splits, handsprings and back flips.
Kneeling near the confessional, waiting their turn, were two middle-aged ladies.
They witnessed Lena’s acrobatics with wide eyes, and one said to the other: “Will you just look at the penance Father Sullivan is givin’ out this night, and me without me bloomers on!”
I KNEW IT!!!
LOL! No, I didn’t. But I got a guy at work who’s convinced it was all faked.
20 People Who Failed at Completing Their Only Job
Expectations were low, but wow.
Published 1 day ago in Facepalm
It’s funny when you look at something and you can tell whoever was behind it quit halfway through. The effort was there at the beginning, the meaning to have a plan, but along the way it got lost.
These photos show moments when someone had one small task at hand and they couldn’t even do that properly. These people just didn’t want to follow-through with what they started, and that’s valid.
Let’s just say, perfection and accomplishment was never really on the table for these, they just wanted to clock out fast and leave.
Click 0n the title to go to the article.
ROFLM… oh crap, there’s H.R. again…
Miss you so much…
Another Pet Video!!!
That one’s easy!
Jersey bulls…
How many remember THAT reference?
This one is GREAT, if a little long. Definitely worth watching!
Hmmm, how many are gonna get that one…
Wonderfully said.
That stripper that fell off the pole already has $20K in her GoFundMe account.
I fell at work once and all I got was a drug test from H.R.
Hey! Me too!
The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders like a cape and say, “Now you’re SUPER ANGRY!”
That or much, MUCH worse.
Yes I do! And not that long ago.
Recently, I’ve been trying to break up with my girlfriend, who happens to be an Optician.
It’s been really hard.
Every time I tell her I can’t see her anymore, she moves an inch closer and says, “How about now?”
Thank you my friends for being with me today. May our dear Father in Heaven bless you and keep you until we meet again.
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