Watching the news where the FBI is talking about where they stopped an attack on New Years Eve by an 18-year-old who was planning a terrorist attack in North Carolina. He wanted to target Jews, Christians, and members of the LGB…whatever. He thought he was talking to members of the Islamist community and was really talking to FBI agents.

At the same time, I’m watching all the craziness that’s going on with the childcare centers, Medicare centers, COVID relief, etc. that are accused of fraud.

And Trump is talking about building a freaking arch to go along with his ballroom.

Happy New Year.

Matthew 24 warns us that this is going to happen. In verse 8, “All these are but the beginning of the birth pains.” Other places in the verse it talks about wars and rumors of wars, nations rising against nation, famines and earthquakes in various places.  Jesus goes on to say that Christians will be hated by all nations for His name’s sake. There will be many false prophets leading people astray, lawlessness will be increased and the love of many will grow cold.

Gee, I can feel those birth pain contractions around us right now. 

And how about that, Mamdani revoked the antisemitism executive orders as his first act in office.  I’m so not surprised. I’ll never go to New York again if I can possibly help it.

So, enough of this opening rant, what do you say we move on to the laffs portion of Dragon Laffs, shall we?

 

That’s my Pepper Dragon!

 

 

Pretty amazing, if true.

 

 

Q: How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A: It’s clogged up with paper plates.

Joe, Joe, Joe … you are going to get me in so much trouble.

 

 

Mostly peaceful protests…

 

 

Not everyone will get that one.

 

 

Right?

 

 

Yeah, that would be me…

 

 

Always, always, ALWAYS keep that forefront in your mind!

 

 

A generously endowed young lady at college often got teased by her sorority sisters for being so top-heavy.

At a fraternity party, a young man asked her what she would like to drink.

“Diet soda, please,” she replied.

“Oh, you must be the double D.” he said.

The girl was furious, wondering which of her so-called friends had divulged such personal information. “And just what do you mean by that?” she snapped.

Surprised at her angry response, the young man meekly answered, “Oh, you know — the Designated Driver.”

Sigh!

 

 

The year is 2234….

D: Hey, Mike, what’s that you have?

M: Oh, hi Dave, that’s something very secret the boys in the lab are working on…

D: Come on, give me a look…

M: Well OK then. This will be THE big breakthrough in data presentation and storage. Here, let me show you. See this wafer-thin white display unit?

D: What? is that a full display?? That thin?

M: Yep. And see this pointer here? When I move it across the display, it leaves a trail, so I can write directly on the display, and the display will store the image.

D: That’s fantastic. Where is the drive unit?

M: This is it. It doesn’t need any other resources. No power, no batteries, no nothing.

D: What an incredible discovery…

M: Now look at this.

D: Oh, your closing the unit. Well, I can do that as well with my notebook.

M: Hey, yes, but look I can fold it many times. See? Now it fits in my wallet.

D: So you can always carry it with you…Brilliant!  Hey, let me hold it for a moment? Gee, it’s so light!!! I’m dreaming!!

M: No, you’re not dreaming. Look, now I open it up again. See the image is still there. Now watch…

D: Hey, you’re ripping the unit to pieces. What a waste!!

M: Yes, but look, I can hold them together, and the image is restored. This material is fantastic.

D: Incredible. Can’t do that with my flashcard. Ha, ha… What are you doing now? You’re jumping up and down in the display!… Oh, my God, it’s still working! Say Mike what is the safe storage time for the unit?

M: Oh, they say it will be a few centuries at least, perhaps even longer than a thousand years without too much degradation.

D: Gee, must be some stable magnetic fields they use.

M: Yes. The boys at Microsoft-Intel claim it will do away with monitors, computers, notebooks… They’ll release it early next year, when they have finished the colour version. This is only a Black and White gamma
release.

D: What is it going to be called?

M: Paper35

Saw it coming, but it’s perfect, Joe!

 

 

Sad, but true!

 

 

Hope it comes with a raise!

 

 

And it’s not just in Minnesota!

 

Joe’s bragging now…

Not to brag, but I just went into another room and actually remembered why I went in there.

It was the

bathroom, but still….

Absolutely!

 

 

One of our major discussion points in the jail all the time!

 

 

And there you have the current democratic party in a nutshell! The PERFECT example. 

And finally, Joe gives us wishes for the next year and the next decade…

 

The year in whoppers: Joe Biden’s STILL gaslighting on inflation, Zohran Mamdani’s flipping the Gaza script and more

If you believe in creation as espoused in the Bible, Adam and Eve’s children would actually have had to have sex with one another for the Earth to have become populated.

This is proof positive that Alabama was, at one time, the Garden of Eden.

Mr. Schwartz was the oldest of 7 children, so he had to quit school and work to help support his younger brothers and sisters. 

He never learned to read, so when he married and opened a current account, he signed his cheques simply “XX”.

Eventually he started his own business, which immediately prospered.

He soon was a very rich man. One day, he got a call from his bank. “Mr. Schwartz,” said the banker, “I need to ask you about this cheque. 

We weren’t sure you had really signed it. All these years you’ve been signing your cheques ‘XX’, but we just got one that was signed with three XXX’s…”

Mr. Schwartz answered, “No problem, my friend. It’s just that since I’ve become so wealthy, my wife thought I ought to have a middle name.”

I’m Straight-Up Laughing My You-Know-What Off At These 33 Pictures That I’m Convinced Are IMPOSSIBLE To Keep A Straight Face At

And that’s it my friends. Until next time my friends, may God Bless you all with Love and Happiness.