Dragon Laffs #2499


Saturday in January. I can’t believe it’s 2026 already.

You know, I can remember being a kid in school, real young, and thinking to myself, you know, in the year 2000, I’ll be over 40 years old! Holy cow! I can’t IMAGINE being that old. I’ll be a real adult and everything. 

Then I blinked and I’m an old man. I have NO IDEA where the time went. I mean, I remember all the things that happened, but they happened SO FAST!

I guess it’s true what they say, time sure flies when you’re having fun.

So, what do you say we make some time fly …

 

It’s all a matter of perspective.

 

 

Those that I have experienced:
Exulansis
Jouska
Liberosis

Mauerbauertraurigkeit
Rubatosis
Bellichor
Odd, isn’t it. I do like the last one and agree that it needs a name. I get the same feeling in libraries.  All those wonderful, glorious books and no where NEAR enough time to read them all.

 

 

And THAT would be pure heaven!

 

 

I know that one!  It’s a Christmas Carol!

 

 

Let’s switch to the NIV for readability sakes, shall we? 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 
1 Now, brothers and sisters, I want to remind you of the gospel I preached to you, which you received and on which you have taken your stand.
2 By this gospel you are saved, if you hold firmly to the word I preached to you. Otherwise, you have believed in vain.
3 For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures,
4 that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures
Verses 3 and 4 tell the whole story. Christ died for our sins, he was buried and on the third day he rose from the dead. That explains it all right there. If you need more of an explanations, let me know and I’ll happily explain it deeper for you.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!

 

 

Also known as: Mess around and find out. You know, I’ve heard people say, “Would you really take someone’s LIFE over STUFF?” You know, a better question to ask is, “Why would you risk your LIFE over SOMEONE ELSE’S stuff?” Once you cross my threshold without my permission, I have no idea what your intentions are. But, since you did it without my permission AND since my threshold was locked, I can only make the assumption that your intentions are evil and I will ALWAYS face evil with lethal force.

 

 

AND….do you know who His Bride is? 

The Church

AND…do you know who The Church is?

Well, it sure isn’t some building somewhere. It is all believers and followers and disciples of Christ. If you have been saved, you are part of the Church.

 

 

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

 

 

I work with a bunch of guys like that.

 

 

If I had a peak that would take one…

 

 

Ahh, Seafood!

 

I’ve started a new “paid” website called Older Fans.

It’s where people come to see what new injury I have and guess how I got it.

If you ever helped push a car, ran beside it, jumped in at the last second, dropped it into gear, and popped the clutch … you lived through a legendary time.

Today’s kids will never understand.

 

 

You heard about this scam, right? This 23 year-old investigative reporter uncovered … well … exposed it all.  It was estimated that it’s happening in other states as well and could be as high as one trillion dollars with all the scams going on. 20% to 25% of our entire nations budget.  Oh and Tim Waltz … he says it’s just another example of us white folks trying to keep the dark folks down.

What an ass-hat.

Here’s a link to the video the young guy put out on X  HERE

And here is a very good article from AFN on the whole thing HERE

Time is Irish.  The perseverance, the melancholia, the last name O’Clock, etc.

 

 

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one hears it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.
Just in case…

I had a girlfriend in high school who kissed like that.

 

 

I believe in you.

I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Finland has just closed their borders.

No one will be crossing the finish line.

If a drummer comes out of retirement will there be repercussions?

And that’s it my friends, until next time…

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