So, you may have noticed on Monday that I screwed up and you got Monday’s and Thursday’s issues both on Monday … so I’m going to try and throw together an issue for Thursday so you’ll have something to open on Thursday.

If you didn’t notice … go back and look, there are two of them there.

Sigh!

It just goes to show you how my life’s been lately.

But anyway… let’s get this road on the show, shall we?

Okay, bear with me…I’ve lost track of which of the videos I’ve used and which I haven’t so if there are some repeats … just laugh again.

 

This one is beautiful!!!

 

Or are Gingerbread men made out of houses…?

Obviously sent in by somebody else…

 

 

See, I don’t think that’s strange at all … I’ve prayed that more than a few times.

 

 

Another beautiful one…

Izzy’s response: And the Americans want to keep Western Civilization. Dude, can you imagine, it’s like the 18th of December and you’re expecting carolers and you open your door and there’s a horse skull outside your door?!

I laughed SO HARD!!!!!

 

 

Two women walk into a tanning salon. 

The receptionist asks: “Are you two sisters?

“Oh no replied one, We’re not even Catholic”. 

 

 

 

Got some mail from our South African buddy about this picture:

Hi Bob

Hope you are well

Not that I like the British, but in their defence – this is not in England. They, like us, drive on the left.

Groete 

Wouter 

That’s a really good point, Wouter!

 

After watching the Tour de France for several years running, a guy decides that he’s going to get into cycling…

So he buys himself a brand new light weight racing bike, and he sets out for his first long ride. He’s pretty fit, and he takes a long route over several hills. But on his way back, he finds that he’s just too tired to continue, and he just can’t make it back up over those hills.

He decides to try to catch a ride back, but traffic is very heavy and nobody stops. Finally a guy in a Porsche pulls over and he agrees to give him a ride. Despite his good intentions, the driver soon discovers that the bike doesn’t fit in his car. 

“I have an idea,” he says. “I have some rope in the trunk of my car, so I’ll tie one end to my back bumper, and the other end to your bike. If I’m going too fast, just ring the bell on your bike, and I’ll slow down.”

Off they go, slowly at first, and everything goes fine for the first 20 minutes or so. The guy driving the Porsche regularly checks his mirror to make sure that the cyclist is doing okay. All is well, so the driver puts on some music, and starts to relax.

He’s just enjoying the scenery, tapping his hands to the music, when suddenly a blonde in a red Corvette blows by him at over 75 miles an hour. Completely forgetting the cyclist that he is towing, the Porsche driver instantly puts his foot on the gas to give chase, quickly accelerating to over 90 miles an hour.

Down the road a police officer has set up a speed trap, and he is clocking traffic with a speed gun. In complete disbelief, he radios in to his superior back at the station. 

He says, “Sergeant, you’re not going to believe this… but I just clocked a Corvette and a Porsche speeding through a 45 zone at over 90 miles an hour…”

He continues, “And, Sergeant, that’s not even the amazing part. Right behind them, literally on the tail of the Porsche, an incredible, crazy guy on a racing bicycle, ringing his bell, trying to pass them!”

And that’s it… I got it done.

May God Bless you and keep you until we meet again.