We’re getting closer and closer to the big day!

I’m trying to be enthusiastic here! Work with me!

I got home from work with Izzy a little early today and she went up to take a nap, so I spent a couple of hours wrapping gifts. I know that sounds like a lot, but I’m not the fastest wrapper in the world, so…… yeah.

Anyway, we are starting with 605 Christmas memes today…we’ll see where we end as we 

Okay, so I saw that meme and had to ask Alexa to play Jim Croce songs and that brought me WAY back!

 

 

When I drink alcohol, everyone says I’m an Alcoholic.

But, when I drink Fanta, no one says I’m Fantastic!

 

 

During the COVID lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day, police could force entry to your home and make them go home.

Does anyone know if this service is still available, and if you have to book ahead of time?

 

 

True.  It works.

 

 

 

If you pour cold water into a person’s ear, their eyes will move in direction of the opposite ear. If you pour warm water into their ear, their eyes will move towards that ear. This is used to test for brain damage and is call “Caloric Stimulation”.

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My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old.

Me: That’s not that old, I have sheets older than that.

Mother: Well, perhaps your sheets aren’t getting as much action as our coffee machine.

I’m going to need an ambulance.

 

 

If you get an E-mail with the subject line of “Knock Knock” don’t open it! It’s a Jehovah Witness working from home.

You know what, I’m with you NotKennyRogers.  They are called narco-terrorists for a reason.  Now, I know the big controversy is “they fired on the survivors in the water”; “they were hanging on to the wreckage”; 

And maybe if this was normal combat, and we had boots on the ground, (or boats in the water) and had a way of taking prisoners, it would be a different story.  But, it’s more along the lines of what I told Mary if she was home alone and someone broke into the house.

You have two clips for the gun, you empty both clips into center mass, 21 rounds, whether they are still moving or not, then call 911, then call me. You are NOT in a position to make defensive decisions. You have yourself and child(ren) in the house to think of. Period.

You have terrorists in front of you, why give them the opportunity to terrorize you again? If they haven’t learned from any of the other boats that have been blown up, they are not going to learn.

Then I saw an admiral saying, “If those were my Navy SEALs floating in the water, I would want them afforded the opportunity to surrender.” Admiral, if your Navy SEALs were acting as terrorists… I can’t even finish that sentence because I can’t even IMAGINE that scenario taking place! So, you sir, are either being obstinate on purpose to be negative to your President and Leadership OR you are equating your Navy SEALs with scumbag terrorists. Either way, SIR, you are being extraordinarily disloyal and I’m ashamed of you.

But, back to NotKenny’s original point … why is it that the Dem’s are more concerned with these sumbags then with the deaths of thousands of innocent children? No. Those deaths are to be celebrated. 

Give me a break, you hypocrites. 

Okay, I’m done.

 

 

“Vodka” is Russian for “Little Water”.

 

 

Be A Minimalist

It’s The Least You Can Do

I didn’t know that.

 

 

Willow is going to be SO disappointed.

 

 

Boy ain’t that the honest truth!

 

 

Meanwhile at the BMV Center…

BMV Lady: Do you want to retake your photo? You look mad.

Me: I am mad.

DMV Lady: But you’ll look mad on here for 5 years.

Me: I will still be mad in 5 years.

 

 

Mahatma Gandhi said, “If there is an idiot in power, it means those who elected him are well represented.”

Gas Tank: E

[Puts in $20]

Gas Tank: Eh

 

 

Due to the really bad weather, I decided to see if my 83 year old neighbor needed anything from the store.

She did.

So I gave her my list.

No point in both of us going out in this weather.

And that’s it, my friends…I’d give you a big send off, but I’m completely out of time. 

So, until next time, may God Bless you with Love and Happiness.