So the elections are over, the democrats got what they wanted, now let’s see how long it takes them to open back up the government…because we all agree that this is becoming stupid. Now they are saying that even though it is LAW that we are supposed to be paid for the time we have missed that we may NOT be paid. That would really hurt a lot of us. We shall see. I’m so tired of this nonsense. So VERY tired.
I gotta laff, ya’ll.
Let’s start with these really cool inventions!
Not quite the see-thru toaster we were talking about last time, but still pretty cool!
Faith takes you through the storm so you can get to the wonderful things on the other side of the storm.
When someone annoys me I lend them money
and I never see them again.
Our new car has a button for almost everything.
Even has one that says
“Rear Wiper”.
I’m afraid to try that one!
That ain’t right!!!!
50 Disturbing Real Signs That Prove The World Is Way More Terrifying Than You Thought
Joe sent us this good news!
I FINALLY DID IT! BOUGHT A NEW PAIR OF SHOES WITH MEMORY FOAM INSOLES. NO MORE FORGETTING
WHY I WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN.
Congratulations, Joe!
Please, Lord. Soon!
ABILENE, Texas — A local funeral home is suing Southwestern Bell Telephone Co. for $311,000 for listing the funeral home in the Yellow Pages under ‘Frozen Foods-Wholesale.’
Read more HERE
That one always makes me cry.
Yeah…we’re stuck on a theme. This is what happens when your memes get filed arranged alphabetically by accident.
A mouse looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package.
What food might it contain? He was aghast to discover that it was a mouse trap.
Retreating to the farmyard the mouse proclaimed the warning: “There is a mouse trap in the house, a mouse trap in the house! ”
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, “Excuse me, Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it.”
The mouse turned to the pig and told him, “There is a mouse trap in the house, a mouse trap in the house!”
I am so very sorry Mr. Mouse,” sympathized the pig, “but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured that you are in my prayers.”
The mouse turned to the cow. She said, “Like wow, Mr. Mouse. A mouse trap. Like I am in grave danger. Duh…NOT!”
So the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer’s mouse trap alone.
That very night a sound was heard throughout the house, like the sound of a mouse trap catching its prey.
The farmer’s wife rushed to see what was caught.
In the darkness, she did not see that it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.
The snake bit the farmer’s wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital. She returned home with a fever.
Now everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup’s main ingredient.
His wife’s sickness continued so that friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock.
To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.
The farmer’s wife did not get well and a few days later she passed away.
So many people came for her funeral, that the farmer had the cow slaughtered, to provide meat for all of them to eat.
So the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it does not concern you, remember that when there is a mouse trap in the house, the whole farmyard is at risk.
What a wonderful story.
Rearranged the folder so we won’t get all Aussie memes…cause there’s a lot. LOL!
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See’s saw
Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw,
See’s saw would not have sawed
Soar’s seesaw.
So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See’s saw sawed
Soar’s seesaw!
Okay, it got reset when I came back and I’m not going to worry about it.
I almost got thrown out of my sister-in-law’s house one year at the holidays.
I told them that I was thinking of opening a restaurant (I did this with a straight face, so they thought I was serious).
Her and her family at the time were vegetarians, but I said I was going to open a restaurant that specialized in venison dishes.
I was going to call it, “The Buck Stops Here,” and my slogan was going to be, “Bambi: You’ve seen the movie. Now, eat the star!”
And that’s it for another one my friends. May God Bless you and keep you and smile His face upon you.
Dragon Laffs 