So, we slide from Halloween to changing our clocks.  What’s the saying? Fall ahead and Spring back? Spring ahead and Fall back? 

Yeah, the second one I guess… so tonight, or really tomorrow morning, early, at 0200 hrs., it becomes 0100 hrs. again.  Fall back, right? I know, it makes no sense at all, but we all get an extra hour of sleep, so there’s at least a plus to it.

Additionally, I get to use the couple of Daylight Savings Time cartoons that I have, so there’s that.

So, let’s get into this.

 

The tragedy of life is not death but what we let die inside of us while we live.

~Norman Cousins

In some areas…”may be”, Around here… “probably is”.

 

This getting old is a terrible thing.

I blacked out for twenty minutes this morning, then I realized I’d put my hoodie on backwards.

 

My new role model is the old lady I saw at the grocery store buying only corn dogs, Oreos, and vodka.

 

My wife walked in, slammed her stuff down and started ranting about everything imaginable.

Our 9-year old daughter walks in and said, “Who lit the fuse on your tampon?”

I had to step outside so I didn’t get slapped for laughing.

You sir, should have stayed inside and laughed and taken your slap in support of your daughter.

 

Losing power at home stinks, but it’s so exciting when it goes off at work.

LOL!

 

If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive…

…they would eventually find me attractive.

Do you ever think about the sketchy places you snuck off to as a teenager, lied through your teeth to your parents about, and wonder how the hell you’re not buried in a shallow grave somewhere, still clutching a bottle?

I know I do.

This morning my son said his ear hurt and I said, “On the inside or the outside?”

So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says, “Both.”

It’s moments like this that has me wondering if I’m saving too much for college.

I’m pretty sure I had a good time last night…

Let me finish reading the police report and I’ll let you know.

I’m starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD.

I don’t have it, I’m just hoping they’ll take one look and start cleaning.

 

 

And we come to the end of another excellent issue. I hope you got enough reminders to set your clocks back tonight and if not…well…you’ll just be early for everything tomorrow and you’ll miss out on your extra hour of sleep. And since it only happens once a year, you’ll only have yourself to blame.

So, until next time, may the Good Lord Bless you and keep you until we meet again.