Day 17 of the government shut down and I’m angry!
Not only have the blind turnips in Washington not opened up the government like they should have by now, but they actually voted to NOT pass a bill to pay the military! Gee, let’s not pay the men and women who are there to defend us against the bad guys with guns! Okay, maybe the rest of us can be considered non-essential (although I can make a really GOOD case that some of us ARE essential to the readiness of the forces, but that’s another topic) but you start messing with our military families and and take the concentration of our men and women off of what it needs to be on and what do YOU think the results are going to be?!?!
You people are CLUELESS! Do you have any idea at all what the current world situation is right now? Do you have any idea how tenuous the situation in the world is? Do you want the men and women with their fingers on the triggers around the world to be worried about their families at home?
ARE YOU NUTS????
Republican, Democrat, Independent, I don’t care who you are, everyone of you work for US! You are our employees! Get your butts back to work! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?! You serve at the pleasure of us. You work for me and all the fine people who are reading this. Every single one of you should be fired.
Gonna go clear my head and then we’ll get to the laffs.
Rest in Peace my friend.
This next is absolutely hilarious…especially since I watched a good portion of the original…
Wow! Our trip to the Ark Encounter was OUTSTANDING! We left yesterday about 6 am. It was a 3.5 hour bus ride down there and we actually got to the Ark at about 10 after getting our tickets and such. Where we got dropped off, it was another short bus ride to the Ark, which was located on a hilltop a short ways away. I have SO MANY pictures I could share with you, that I could do an entire issue just on the Ark. I’ll just share a few here.
This is the first one that I took as we first came upon the Ark from the welcome center:
Here’s one of Izzy and I where they photoshopped us into a professionally done picture of the Ark. They took our picture when we first got there and Izzy paid to have the photos sent to her phone as well as this one put in a huge frame for me. Had I known, I would have dropped my backpack and tried to smile better…maybe straightened my hat a little. LOL!
Inside the Ark the three floors were set up the way they figure Noah had them set up … absolutely incredible place.
And on and on and on. Displays and museums and just a ton of stuff! Like I said, I could just keep going.
Izzy actually got to do an up-close and personal experience with Felix the sloth. She was OVER THE MOON!!!!
Okay, that’s enough of that. I have WAY more pictures, but you guys aren’t interested in my personal stuff.
While we were exploring God’s amazing stuff, people were doing silly things. Another “No Kings” day. But, from what I understand it was a huge flop. I’m hoping that now that they have it out of their system, we can get the government back open again so that I can get back to work and get back to getting a paycheck. I’m totally screwed if this goes on too much longer. So, come on people, everyone’s prayers need to be for these people to straighten this stuff out!
We now continue with your regularly scheduled Dragon Laffs…
Remember this picture…the highway to Heaven?
Jonathon writes to us and says …
Something always bothered me about this… and I finally spotted it!
Absolutely no traffic is going up the mountain – every vehicle (on both sides of the highway) is driving down the mountain! This should be renamed, “The Fall From Grace” instead!
Granted, this is obviously an older picture. Look at the cars! I-80 (and any highway) really doesn’t go straight up or down like this anymore.
Great eye, my friend! I like the Fall From Grace moniker.
The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American Servicemen marry women in the countries where they’re stationed.
Contrary to popular belief, loneliness had nothing to do with it.
Once the men rotated back to the US, all their in-laws were thousands of miles away…
Teacher to a third grade student: “Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?”
Billy: “It depends.”
Teacher: “It depends on what?”
Billy: “It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother.”
Photos Where Time Is Clearly Up
It’s decay, disaster, and glorious defeat.
Beautiful!
Sent to me by my favorite nurse. I had never seen this one before.
The Bible and the TV Guide
They lie on the table side by side
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide.
One is well worn and cherished with pride.
Not the Bible, but the TV Guide.
One is used daily to help folks decide.
No, Not the Bible, but the TV Guide.
As the pages are turned, what shall they see.
Oh, what does it matter, turn on the TV
So they open the book in which they confide.
No, not the Bible, but the TV Guide.
The Word of God is seldom read.
Maybe a verse before they fall into bed.
Exhausted and sleepy and tired as can be.
Not from reading the Bible, from watching TV
So then back to the table side by side,
Lie the Holy Bible and the TV Guide.
No time for prayer, no time for the Word,
The plan of Salvation is seldom heard.
But forgiveness of sin, so full and free,
Is found in the Bible, not on TV.
We don’t really have the TV Guide anymore but the thought is still the same. How many of us spend more time watching TV then we do in the Word of God? I’ve got NewsMax on in the background most of these days (Christian News organization) listening for news of the shutdown to be over with, but most of my days consist of at least a few hours in the Word between my lessons for FBI, my two jail ministries, and my every other weekly other ministry…in addition to my own study. And I’ll admit, that I’m not in it as much as I’d like…or should be.
The more we fill ourselves with other worldly things, the less we have room for spiritual things. Just my opinion I think…
Thank you dear friend, for passing that on. I enjoyed it.
“The Odds Were One In Ten Quadrillion”: 23 Ridiculously Unlikely Things That Actually Happened
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colours….but they all exist very nicely in the same box.
The bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies.
. . Probably because they are generally the same people.
And that’s it for today my friends. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. Until next time may our dear Lord Bless you with Love and Happiness until we meet again.
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