So, just got back from the doctor.

No, really, I’m fine. It was a regularly scheduled appointment. My blood pressure was fine, pulse ox was fine, everything was good. Healthy as a horse. 

Now, if I can just get back to work, all will be right with the world.

That, and if we can get everyone to stop shooting each other. There have been SO MANY active shooters come across my special alerts lately that it is CRAZY! So much crazy stuff going on in our country. I normally see a bunch more than you guys see, but lately it’s been way worse.

I don’t want to dwell on bad things. I need some laughter in my life, so …

Let’s do a couple of tributes and a couple of catch up items first…

On a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, “What would you do if a sailor was washed overboard?”

“I’d yell ‘Man overboard,’ ” answered the lookout snappily.

“Good,” said the officer. “Now what would you do if an officer fell overboard?” 

The lookout asked, “Which one, sir?”

List of longest prison sentences

What an interesting website. Click HERE to check this one out. I spent a lot of time here checking this one out.

I LIKE TO MAKE LISTS. I ALSO LIKE TO LEAVE THEM LAYING ONTHE KITCHEN COUNTER AND THEN GUESS WHAT S ON THE LIST WHILE AT THE STORE.

FUN GAME.

I live in a strange little town. This came over the police dispatch at 530 this morning:

William and Wayne (the street names) check the area for a 40-year-old, male, white wearing Robin Hood clothing type style, long hair, walking in the area with a sword on his back, not making threats towards anyone, laughing walking towards Wayne Street on William.

I REALLY want to know how this one works out. I’m gonna have to check with my dispatch friends to find out.

 

This one was lots of fun! Just for the record, I got 37 out of the 55. So, it’s pretty hard!

 

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And that’s it. Still not working, still waiting for the politicians to pull their heads out. Until next time, may our dear Lord bless you with with peace and happiness until we meet again.