Day 11 of the Government shutdown for me, if it’s still going on for you as you’re reading this it will be day 18. I’m really getting tired of this crap. The government needs to get their heads out of their butts. This should prove to every one of us that every one of those people need to go.

Financially, if I’m still not at work by the time you read this, I’m going to be headed into tough territory.  These people need to realize they are messing with people in a bad way. If it goes on too much longer … well … God has always taken care of me and I know He always will. I put my faith in my Lord.

All signs point to His return. Regardless of anything else, we know we are one day closer today then we were yesterday. Accept Jesus as your Savior so that your eternity is ensured. This life on earth is so miniscule compared to eternity. 

I recently had to answer a letter for my ex-wife. I won’t go into the details of that, but the individual I wrote to was what I would call an impastor and I felt led to do a little preaching to him about his false religion and all the things that his religion requires to be saved in their point of view. It is one that I have some experience in, having been a member of for a few years, many years ago. So I led him down Roman’s Road. For those of you unfamiliar with that, it is a simple way to show a new or potential new believer in how Salvation works. We use it a lot in our jail ministry and it goes like this:

Romans 3:23: For all have sinned and, and come short of the glory of God:
Romans 3:10: As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
Romans 5:12: Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:
Romans 5:8: But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us
Romans 10:9-10: That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession made unto salvation.
Romans 10:13: For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.

I REAAAALLLLYYYYY don’t think he’s going to be happy with my reply. 

Well…he started it.

Anyway, that’s my ministering for today. Now…

My son came up to me and said, “Dad, I just watched someone do fifty pushups. Do you think you could do that?”
I said, “Absolutely. Not to brag son, but I could probably watch someone do a hundred pushups!”

I think the whole “Autumn-is-in-the-air” theme has gone too far.
Today I went to Jiffy Lube, and they offered me a “Cinnamon Spice” oil change.

Aww, heck, that could be anybody! Here’s proof that I’m a dragon!

One day teacher asked Sam if his father helped him with his homework.
Sam simply said – “No, he did it all by himself”!

I have that problem…a lot.

 

You’ll learn more about a road by travelling it than by consulting all the maps in the world…

Ray Kroc (1902-1984)

That is EXACTLY the look!

 

A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic’s lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown.
 
One day the mechanic was working on a car in the backyard and dropped his wrench, losing it in the tall grass. He couldn’t find it for the life of him, so he decided to call it a day.
 
That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened he looked toward the heavens and proclaimed,
 
“A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me!

Yeah, it’s an old one…but it’s still pretty good.

Investigators at a major U.S. research university recently discovered the heaviest element known to science. The element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0.
 
However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 312.
 
These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons. It is also surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
 
Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than one second.
 
Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places.
 
In fact, an Administratium sample’s mass actually INCREASES over time, since with each reorganization some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes.
 
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that perhaps Administratium is spontaneously formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as “critical morass.”

 

 

That is the absolute TRUTH!!!

Adorable!

 

Not sure if this will work or not, this is from our buddy Wouter in South Africa.

Is your town haunted?
This is pretty neat. JUST CLICK ON YOUR STATE!!!
 
Alabama         Louisiana            Ohio   
Alaska          Maine                 Oklahoma    
Arizona        Maryland             Oregon   
Arkansas   &nbs p;  Massachusetts    Pennsylvania    
California     Michiga n             Rhode Island    
Colorado      Minnesota          South Carolina   
Connecticut   Mississippi          South Dakota </ STRONG>
Delaware     Missouri             Tennessee   
Florida         Montana            Texas   
Georgia      Nebraska            Utah  
Hawaii        Nevada                Vermont   
Idaho         New Hampshire< U>    Virginia    
Illinois        New Jersey          Washington   
Indiana      New Mexico         West Virginia   
Iowa         New York             Wisconsin   
Kansas      North Carolina      Wyoming   
Kentucky   North Dakota        District of Columbia

 

A new arrival, about to enter a hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. “Excuse me,” he said, “Have you lost something?”
 
“No,” replied one of the doctors. “We’re doing a heart transplant for an income tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone.

That’s it my friends. The end of another episode. Please pray for our country, pray that our politicians do the right thing, the responsible thing.  Our country is falling apart at the seams and they don’t even see it. Or they want it.

Woman, 43, suspected of murdering two children…
At least 4 killed, 20 hurt in South Carolina bar…
Young boy arrested in connection with Alabama shooting…
4 killed, at least 20 hurt at homecoming football…

That’s just over night and that’s just from the news. I get special “Flash” messages on my work email (that yes, I’m still checking while I’m on furlough) that I can’t even tell you about until they hit the mainstream stuff. Unexplained helicopter crash that I’m sure by the time you read this will be explained….

People trying to stop ICE from doing their job in Chicago and Portland, they need help, the Police told to stand down and NOT respond. The President sends in the National Guard to straighten things out and the Governors stop it! Because the Governors are more concerned with the rights of illegal aliens then with American citizens.

This world is coming apart at the seams…not even at the seams, it’s being ripped down the middle. 

Pray, my friends.