You know, a couple of issues ago I said I was going to start adding in Halloween pictures and I didn’t do that. What can I say, I’ve got a few things on my mind right now … like how I’m going to pay my bills if this furlough keeps going.  Sure, we’re supposed to be paid back for the lost time … the key words being supposed to. This has already gone on longer than I thought it would. Hopefully, by the time you guys are reading this it will all be over with. 

If not …

Izzy’s flowers on top, and mine on the bottom. Okay, so mine were from a “paint by number” program, but still.

 

Yup, another take on an old favorite.

 

One of THE GREATEST movies of all TIME!

 

Another moon setting picture from the other morning.

 

There’s one that goes back a ways.

Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
Because he was on a roll.

Why are cats such good bakers?
Because they make everything from scratch.

Just received another long collection of pictures that I had to separate into individual frames. I don’t know why Word Press doesn’t like it when I try to take the long streams of pictures and insert them. They come out unfocused. Be that as it may, here for your viewing pleasure, from Aussie Pete, are famous pictures that you never knew were … manipulated.

 

 

Taxes are a yearly subscription to the country you live in.
Childhood is the free trial.

Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money someday. 

He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possibilities of the brokerage business.
 
“Look at that yacht,” he said as they drove slowly past a marina. 

“That 96 foot beauty belongs to the senior partner at Merrill Lynch. That one over there 104 footer is owned by the head of Goldman, Sachs. And look at that huge 210 foot yacht out there. That’s the pride and joy of the top seller at Prudential-Bache.”
 
His friend Morris was silent. Goodman turned to look at him and saw a pained look on his face.
 
“What’s the matter?” Goodman asked. “I was just wondering,” Morris said. “why aren’t there any customers’ yachts?”

Camouflage perfection!

 

The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver.  He placed it on top of the instrument panel, and then asked the navigator, “Do you know what I use this for?”
 
The navigator replied timidly, “No, what’s it for?”
 
The pilot responded, “I use this on navigators who get me lost!”
 
The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart  table.
 
The pilot asked, “What’s that for?”
 
“To be honest sir,” the navigator replied, “I’ll know we’re lost before you will.”

Two doctors decided to invest in an Air BnB. Despite all their marketing, they couldn’t attract even a single customer.
Eventually, they decided to call their venture “Doctors Without Borders.”

What a fantastic picture!

 

I love seeing these kinds of pictures.

 

You’re not a true fan unless you know who this band is!

On a lonely, moonlit country road a young man’s car engine started to cough.
 
Immediately pulling over to a scenic little spot he said to the young lady next to him, “That’s funny, I wonder what that knocking noise was?”
 
“I’ll tell you one thing for sure,” said the girl coolly, “It wasn’t opportunity.”

An extremely vain sorceress zoomed into the local dollar store on her broom, fuming from head-to-toe. “Which one of you morons is responsible for putting my name on your product without my permission? I’m going to turn you into a toad!”

A shuddering young clerk bravely came forward— “I’m extremely sorry ma’am; I honestly thought Witch Hazel was an approved product.”

“You idiot,” screamed the hag. “I’m talking about the Barbie doll!”

No kidding!!!

 

Think about it … you’ll figure it out.

 

It’s early October, which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house will soon become Halloween decorations.

Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal.

Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself large portion of noodles into his bowl then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease – as you might expect from a Jedi Master.

Anyway, poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself.

Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, “Luke, use the forks.”

And that’s it for yet another one my friends.