Today is Tuesday … no, not this past Tuesday, but Tuesday the week before. I’m way ahead. Which may be a good thing because I may have to go out of town. And by the time you read this it will probably be decided, but I just got a phone call that my Dad is in the hospital, so I may be making a trip to Florida, but you guys will have already known because I will have sent you a message. 

I’ll ask you all to pray for him now and put it out there with the hopes that it will be answered by God.

In the mean time, and while I wait for news, let’s move on.

Today is October 7th and I’m watching the news broadcast of the anniversary of the terrible and cowardly attack on Israel by Hamas. (I know, cheerful stuff this morning). The government is still shut down, and I’m still not getting paid.

Yeah, I need to put this up and come back to it later.

Okay, it’s later…

 

I really need to laugh.

It’s been raining for days now, and my husband seems very depressed by it…
He keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let him in.

This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, “I’m a walking economy.”

The friend asks, “How so?”

“My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!”

Now there’s a picture waiting for a meme…

 

Husband: “Call 911 quick, I think I’m having a heart attack!“
The wife picked up his cell phone to call. She said, “Give me your password!”
Husband: “Never mind, I’m feeling much better now.”

Ole and Lena are driving home from a party one night when Ole gets pulled over for speeding. The officer comes to the window and asks Ole, “Sir, did you realize that you were speeding?” 

“No sir,” replies Ole, “I had no idea I was speeding.” 

Suddenly, Lena blurts out, “Yeah you did Ole! You were speeding and you knew it the whole time!” 

“Would you be quiet Lena; this isn’t the time or the place!” 

“Well, you were speeding and now you’re trying to lie about it,” says Lena. 

Ole replies, “Will you just shut up for once, I’m sick of you bossing me around!” 

The officer, still standing at the window of the car is surprised at the way Ole is talking to his wife. He asks, “Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you like this?” 

“No,” she replies, “only when he’s been drinking.”

Okay, that was like the weirdest chart I’ve ever seen.

 

On my way home from work one day…

 

So much truth in that! SO MUCH!!!!

 

Mrs. Marble, a Sunday School teacher, was telling her students about the time when Lot’s wife looked back at Sodom she turned into a pillar of salt. Little Percy interrupted. “My mommy looked back once while she was driving,” he announced, “and she turned into a telephone pole.”

Offerings had been down the past several Sundays and the preacher decided he had to do something to change the trend. The next Sunday, as the plate was being passed he said, “Brothers and Sisters, I don’t like to have to do this, but there is a man in the congregation who is having an affair with another parishioner’s wife, and if there is not at least five dollars in the collection, I will reveal his name.”  Later, as he counted the money he found 20 five-dollar bills, and a two dollar bill with a note that read, “Forever hold your peace, I’ll have that other three dollars before sundown!

 

I woke up cold this morning. Yesterday was a change over of a sorts. Turned off the A/C. Haven’t turned on the heat yet, but I think it’s coming. I’ve really wanted to open the windows up but the pollen has been so bad this year that I didn’t want to let all that in the house. I’m already snotting and sniffling to beat the band.

Okay, so that just cracked me up…I just turned on the news and the first thing I hear, “…and we’ll be right back with news of the CIA releasing information of the Biden family involved in criminal activity.” Well, no kidding. 

Anyway, one week now on furlough and now they are talking about not paying us back. I know that God will protect me, so I’m not overly concerned … but, if it goes on too much longer, I’ll have to do something soon.

 

Currently wearing some old spice…
It was oregano, I found it in the pantry.

I actually have 2 of them. And I want to get rid of them … but I can’t! Don’t believe me? Hang on, I’ll be right back!

 

My “glasses cabinet” on the left and my “coffee cup cabinet” on the right. I’m so ashamed. And we don’t use ANY of them.

No…not the sun, this was the moon setting at 0630 this morning.

 

30 feet? That’s it? 

 

Boy, ain’t THAT the truth!!!!

The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girlfriend’s father, “Son, can you support a family?”

“Well, no, sir,” he replied, caught off-guard by the question. “Your daughter and I were thinking we’d just have to support ourselves, the rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.”

At the end of the college year, a star football player celebrated by attending a late-night campus party. Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful coed and eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many any “potential dates” at the party.

“Oh, I’m much more attracted to the strong academic types than to the party animals,” she said. What’s your G.P.A.?”

Grinning from ear to ear, the jock boasted, “I get about 25 in the city and 40 on the highway.”

“No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.”
– Abraham Lincoln

And that’s it. I’m done for today. Until next time, may God Bless you all with Peace and Love, Strength and Comfort.