Okay, so now I think I’m a week ahead. I think this one is scheduled for Saturday, so there’s not telling what has happened by the time this one comes out … oh … today is Sunday for me, so I’m really time traveling here.

I would be out doing something … like motorcycle riding or something fun, but I’m trying to not spend ANY money and saving gas and every penny I can save … just in case. But, I’ll probably give in at some point in time, cause I’m jonsing real bad. And what’s a gallon of gas here or there, right? Cheap entertainment.

You know, the ones I really feel sorry for are the young GI families. The ones who are living from paycheck to paycheck. The ones who aren’t authorized to live in base housing; who aren’t protected. These are the kids who are going to be in trouble if this goes on too long. But, do the Blind Turnips care? No. They care more about arguing about healthcare for illegals then they care about our military members. They care more about posturing then about men and women who have voluntarily offered to put their butts between the evil in the world and the rest of US. THAT’S the part that REALLY bothers me. I really don’t care which side is saying what in that regard.

I could keep ranting, but I’m not going to.  You guys know how I feel, so let’s move on to why we are here. Praising God and laughter.

After a coworker had finished his English lecture and his class had filed out, a tenth grader stayed behind to confront him.
“I don’t appreciate being singled out,” he told his teacher.
The teacher was confused. “What do you mean?”
“I don’t know what the ‘oxy’ part means, but I know what a ‘moron’ is, and you looked straight at me when you said it.”

I look back on the childhood that I had and the childhood that kids have nowadays and the difference is astounding! They have no idea what they missed out on.

 

How many great and fun lessons have I had and taught on the Armor of God!

 

60 Absolutely Hilarious Pictures That Are Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Funnier Than They Should Be

From Stephanie, and it’s entitled…

Book of Revelation revealing

In Sweden, over 6,000 people have voluntarily had microchips implanted in their hands to replace conventional items like ID cards, credit cards, transit passes, and even office keys. 

These tiny implants, about the size of a grain of rice, use passive RFID or NFC technology and are typically embedded between the thumb and index finger. 

Once scanned by a reader, they can unlock doors, complete contactless payments, store medical/emergency data, or link to digital business cards and apps.

This movement began gaining momentum around 2015 and continues today, particularly among tech workers, early adopters, and biohacking enthusiasts. 

In 2024, around 150 employees at a Swedish tech innovation hub received implants to access workplace systems—part of a renewed wave of interest in merging physical and digital access.

The implants are considered safe and biocompatible, and they do not contain GPS, nor do they transmit data unless actively scanned at very close range. 

The procedure is quick and minimally invasive, usually done by professionals in controlled environments.

Though the technology has sparked debates about privacy, ethics, and potential surveillance, Sweden’s use of these implants remains entirely voluntary and driven by individuals rather than government or corporate mandates. 

With more than 6,000 chip users so far, Sweden stands as a global leader in this form of human–tech integration, showcasing both the possibilities and boundaries of living in a contactless, digital society.

 

Actually, I have a few of those.

There’s a story there that I’d LOVE to hear!

 

The pretty lady at the DMV recommended to me that I sign up to be an organ donor….
That’s when I realized she was a girl after my own heart!

A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So, when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.  He responded, “Sure. You carry the suitcases!”

Things to Ponder

– Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

– “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I Do,” is the longest sentence?

– When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I named my son Driew, instead of Drew.
It’s only weird if you say it backwards.

Boy that is so much the very truth of life itself. I can’t tell you – you have to know it for yourself – and until you do, and you come to grips with this truth, it’s gonna be hard for you. But once you do, it seems things get so much easier.

 

My colleague has been living in this country only a few months and is just learning the language.
Although normally chipper, he recently looked sad.
When I asked what was wrong, he responded glumly, “Today, everything wrong is going in my favor.”

More’s the shame!

 

Since I am a busy mom of four, I rely on my children to help me out with everyday chores around the house. One morning I was running around trying to get the children and myself ready, when I suddenly realized it was trash pickup day. So I handed a bag of garbage to my sleepy seven-year-old son and told him to toss it in the trash bin on his way out the door. Glancing out my window moments later, I saw him wearily boarding the bus. He was carrying his backpack, his lunchbox, and a big white bag of garbage.

“Walter, if you are going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?”
“Three days of steady drinking should do it,” was Walter’s reply.

That’s it for today my friends. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. Be well, until we meet again, may God Bless you and keep you.