So, I missed Thursday, and here it is, Friday and it’s already getting on in the evening.  I’m going to try to get as much of an issue out for you as I can for tomorrow, but we’ll see.

I’ve had a long, hard week my friends.  But, I’m through it and I hope to be back on track.  These things happen.  I do want to thank all of you who wrote me in support of my grief.  Thank you very much.  It helped a lot.  

So, I may go into it a bit more over the weekend for Monday’s issue, but for now, let’s get to the fun stuff.

That one cracked me up to no end!

Yeah, he’s like, “It’s raining, so what?”

Okay, so a little harsh…

Okay, another 0ne from Stephanie that you should click on and watch…so click

HERE

This is my dogs.  Except one of them would bark at the door while the other one would steal TWO pieces and run and hide and I would just be left to wonder if I had just eaten that many.

Yeah, and then mine helps the burglar carry the stuff out.

I disagree.  The DAD.  The DAD says that bikini is too small!

NO!  No, No, NO!  Several thousand years ago, God covered the entire earth with water in a flood and THAT is why there is shells and signs of sea life on the highest mountain peaks.  Read your Bibles people, it is 100% historically accurate.  Ask me how I know!  I can feel another essay coming!

This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license.

“I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop.

She holds up the mirror and looks in it.

Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you. Have a nice day.”

I think this next one is my new favorite meme!!!

What a GREAT picture!

I remember!  Oh how I remember!

I know, right?  Me, too!

The cowboy sat on a stool drinking a beer as the Mexican, also dressed in western garb sat next to him. There was a slight nod as they looked at each other.

Soon the cowboy ordered another and bought one for the Mexican, also.

When their glasses became empty the cowboy bought again.

Then a third time the cowboy bought again, and the Mexican grinned and spoke something, but the bartender never knew what he said.

Then the cowboy seemed to be infuriated and stood up suddenly drawing his gun and shot the Mexican dead.

At the cowboy’s hearing the judge the judge asked the cowboy. “Why did you suddenly become enraged for no apparent reason and shoot this individual dead.”

“Well, your honor,” the cowboy explained, “I tried to be friendly, and he began calling me names and insulting me for no reason and finally I got mad.”

“What names did he call you that made you so mad that you wanted to kill him?” asked the Judge.

“Well,” answered the cowboy, “three times I bought him a drink, and each time he grinned in my face and called me, ‘Grassy Ass.'”

Leah sent this next one and has this to say about it:

It is easy to store evaporated milk, so I have.  (although the younger generation doesn’t know what it is) I need to use up a lot of mine, haven’t tried this yet, but with butter being so expensive, think I will, However, I will use it in baking, suspect it would never be smart to fry with it.

I also know, in hard times, it can be used to make baby formula.

This next one is AWESOME!

And make sure that you are ready if God calls YOU home tonight.

This one is GREAT!  Some are wise. Some are otherwise.

Remember this one?

Then how about THIS one?

That almost made me cry!  How touching that is!

From Leah:

Seemingly mundane, “boring” verse in Nehemiah 12 says this: “At the Fountain Gate they went up straight before them by the stairs of the city of David, at the ascent of the wall, above the house of David, to the Water Gate on the east.”

Until 2005, David’s palace in ancient Jerusalem had not been discovered.

That year an archaeologist (Eilat Mazar) read that verse that was written 2,400 years ago in the Bible, used the specificity of the details to guess where David’s palace would’ve been, started digging, and found it EXACTLY where Nehemiah 12:37 indicates.

2,400 years. Pinpoint accuracy.

The Bible really happened, y’all.

The real Jesus died on a real cross for the real you

And if you give your life to him, He can really change it forever.

Huh.  That’s funny.  Mine is too.  I wonder if that’s a thing.

No kidding.  I was in the store the other wearing my hat (that I wear everywhere, even to work, by the way) that is black with a silver cross on it.  A lady said to me, “I find that offensive.”  I said, “I so sorry.  We should pray about that.”  She didn’t take that well.

 

When a naked lady stole – and crashed – a Utah police car

Police said the suspect was too “slippery” to catch.

‘Doc, I’m a mechanic. I work for a racecar driver. It’s utterly depressing … I get to fix his car up, maintain it, tune it to perfection. But never – not once- have I been allowed to take it for a spin.

It’s depressing to think that such a wonderful thing is out there purring, but I’ll never get to enjoy it.”

“Well. sir, I think I understand just fine – my brother in law has the exact same problem,” answered the psychiatrist.

‘Is he a mechanic too, doc?’ asked the mechanic.

The psychiatrist replied, ‘No, he’s a gynecologist.”

Me too!  Because…ALL MY BILLS ARE PAID!!!!

A man’s wife was complaining to him one night, “I’m itchy.”

“Yeah. he replied, “but, the B is silent.”

It’s been two weeks now, and he’s really tired of sleeping in the garage.

Okay, not bad.  That’s it.  Until Monday then.  Be well my family and friends.  Love and happiness to you all.