I had a great day today.

Did some lead therapy with the Whelpling and his adorable wife first thing this morning.  For those of you who don’t recognize the term, lead therapy is the act of releasing stress and finding joy in sending small pellets of lead down range at a target.  And HEY!  I did so well, I won a prize! 

Only kidding.  They gave me that when we got back to their house.

I ALSO got a late Father’s Day present!  Check this excellent thing out!!!

It is a big, heavy ring with Armor of God on it!  And I love it!  Then my son took me out to breakfast at this great little mom and pop place!  We went strolling in, both of us armed and open carrying and no one even gave us a second glance.  Man I LOVE this country!

Then I got home, Izzy and repaired the front door, hung a picture, and hung a towel rack in the bathroom…you know, just a couple of little things around the house, then Izzy took me out for an early dinnerish thing.  Okay, so I paid, but still!

A GREAT DAY!

And now I get to spend a little time with you guys.  So….

Before we get started, I got a GREAT email today, from a new emailer.  I gotta share.  I sure hope he doesn’t mind. LOL!

Hey! Can I vote numerous times? I'm a Democrat and that is how I vote!

Baby Boomers, 1946-1964 (79 to 61 y/o) -- 10 (71.43%) the overwhelming majority!

Just kidding! Only wanted to say I love your stuff!

Keep on Trumpin and Keep on Smilin!
Ron in Texas
aka Crawdad

Well, Crawdad, welcome to the club my friend.  Only one vote though.  Thanks for the nice words, they are much appreciated.  

Why did the baby get arrested?

He was resisting a rest.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad.
 
– Salvador Dali (1904-1989)

Funny, I just taught on this on Friday night.

One day, a police officer pulls a car over and sees the backseat is full of penguins.

The officer tells the driver, “You can’t be doing this, you need to take these penguins

to the zoo!” The next day, the police officer pulls the same car over again, and says,

“Hey! I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” The driver says, “I did, and today I’m taking them to the movies!”

A guy goes to the eye doctor. He says, “I have trouble seeing things at a distance.” The doc takes him over to the window, points up to the sky, and says, “What do you see up there?” The guy says, “The sun.” Doc says, “That’s right. So, exactly HOW far do you need to see, dude?”

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Owls.

Owls who?

Yes, yes, they do.

Funny, that’s exactly the same way that I sleep, knowing the same thing!

A woman walked into a pet store. “I haven’t got much money,” she told the clerk. “Would you let a kitten go cheap?”

“I’d let them, ma’am,” the clerk said. “But they’d prefer to meow

This was sent in by Stephanie, but as you can tell, if you read it, that it is not BY Stephanie.

I still see posts from friends who are livid about what Trump is doing. Please consider the following. 

To whoever wrote this- Well said!! 

When millions of illegals were ushered in through the southern border, you said nothing! 

When they abandoned millions of dollars worth of military equipment in Afghanistan, you said nothing! 

When they flaunted a two-tier justice system, one for them and one for everyone else, you said nothing!

When they covered up the Hunter Biden laptop, you said nothing!

When they passed a trillion-dollar infrastructure bill that failed miserably, you said nothing! 

When they forced Americans to take an untested vaccine, you said nothing! 

When inflation crushed the middle class, you said nothing!

When they sent billions to Ukraine, you said nothing! 

When chemicals polluted the water in East Palestine, Ohio and they ignored it, you said nothing! 

When Americans were raped, robbed and murdered by illegals, you said nothing!

When they implanted Kamala as the presidential nominee without getting a single vote, you said nothing! 

When billionaire and anti-American George Soros funded dozens of AG elections, you said nothing! 

When they turned our classrooms into liberal indoctrination camps, you said nothing! 

When they spent our tax dollars on inmates transition surgeries, you said nothing! 

When they gave the citizens of Hawaii $700 after losing their entire city, you said nothing! 

When they gave free money, food and 5-star hotel lodging to illegals, you said nothing! 

When they came for our free speech, you said nothing! 

When DEI weakened the military and put our national security at risk, you said nothing! 

When they colluded with the media to push false reports, you said nothing!

When it was open season on law enforcement and criminals reigned, you said nothing! 

When they weaponized the justice system to take down their political opponents, you said nothing!

When the bureaucrats took over the White House and ran the government, you said nothing! 

When they covered up Biden’s rapidly declining mental state, you said nothing! 

When they groomed our kids in school and hid it from the parents, you said nothing! 

When the drug epidemic exploded and 1000s died annually, you said nothing! 

When they accosted the Jews on their campuses, you said nothing!

When they weaponized the intelligence agencies against Americans, you said nothing! 

When they spent $45 million dollars on “Diversity and Inclusion” scholarships in Burma, you said nothing!

When they let men play women’s sports, you said nothing! 

When they chanted “Death to America” and burned our flag, you said nothing! 

When they shut down our energy production and emboldened Russia, you said nothing! 

When the crime rates in American cities increased, you said nothing!

While thousands of veterans were left to sleep out on the streets, you said nothing!

When 300,000 migrant children went missing and no one had a clue, you said nothing!

When Joe Biden pardoned his friends and family, you said nothing!

When they sent billions to Iran and inadvertently funded Hamas, you said nothing! 

When men were celebrated for pretending to be women, you said nothing! 

When they let a Chinese Spy Balloon sail across America, you said nothing! 

When 50 intelligence agents all lied to bury the Hunter Biden laptop as Russian disinformation, you said nothing! 

When American citizens were taken hostage and held for a year in Gaza, you said nothing! 

When Facebook admitted, they conspired with the Biden administration to censor the truth, you said nothing!

When they cleaned the streets of San Francisco for the communist Chinese President Xi Jinping, you said nothing!

When Fauci and the WHO peddled covid 19 virus lies and covered up the origins, you said nothing! 

When they sealed the January 6th commission files or “lost them”, you said nothing! 

You saw the corruption, the lies, the bad policy, the anti-American agenda and said nothing, so please spare us your crocodile tears and all your fake hysteria now. For 4 years you watched this country get run into the ground on all fronts and you said nothing!

Now, it’s our turn!!!! 🇺🇸🙏🏼🏆

Bobby Miller

I have to share this with you…It is ABSOLUTE best recipe for fruitcake I have ever tried and thought you might enjoy it!
 
1 cup water – 1tsp baking soda – 1 cup sugar 1 tsp salt – 4 large eggs – 1 cup brown sugar – 2 cups dried fruit – a few drops lemon juice – 1 cup nuts and 1 gallon whiskey
 
0-Sample the whiskey to check quality
 
1-Take a large bowl

2-check the whiskey again to make sure it is of the highest quality
 
3-pour 1 level cup and drink
 
4-repeat
 
5-turn electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl
 
6-add 1 tsp sugar and beat again
 
7-make sure whiskey is still ok, try another cup
 
8-turn off the mixer
 
9-break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit
 
10-mix on the turner
 
11-if the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaters, pry it loose with a drewscriver
 
12-sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity
 
13-next,sift 2 cups salt, or something, who cares
 
14-check the whiskey
 
15-now, sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts
 
16-add 1 tbs sugar or something, whatever you can find
 
17-grease the oven
 
18-turn on the cake pan to 350 degrees
 
19-don’t forget to beat off the turner
 
20-throw the bowl out the window
 
21-check the whiskey
 
22-go to bed…..who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?

Q. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?

 

A. Lost!

“Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone,” mother would say, going upstairs.
But, I couldn’t help myself.  I sneaked in and watched him.  I watched him make his stupid little peach shoes.  Taunting him, “Nobody’s going to wear those,” I’d say.  “They’re stupid.” I’d taunt.
But on he worked.

What’s the difference between a Northern Fairy Tale and a Southern Fairy Tale?

A Northern Fairy Tale begins “Once upon a time” and a Southern Fairy Tale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this!”

And the only difference between those two and a war story is the the war story begins “I remember the time.” 

And that’s it for today my friends.  May God Bless you and keep you until we meet again.