I just finished up the last issue and I’m starting this one.  I have a little bit of time before I have to pick Izzy up for her appointment, so I thought I’d spend it with you while watching Warehouse 13 on TV.  Remember that show?  I don’t have regular TV, so I tend to watch … stuff.  I watched Eureka, Grimm, Person of Interest … you know … stuff.  Noise in the background.  I tried turning on some of my podcasts while I worked on this, but I became too interested and stopped working on this.  I tried having nothing on or music on and it put me to sleep.  

So…stuff.

So, let’s get started on the funny stuff since I just finished my rant from the last issue.

I hired a handyman and gave him a list.  When I got home, only #1, 3, and 5 were done.
Turns out, he only does odd jobs.

I told myself that I should stop
DRINKING
But I’m not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself.

I just realized I haven’t done the “Hokey Pokey” in over 10 years.  I guess when you get older, you just forget what it’s all about.

You know you’re ugly when you go to a haunted house and come out with an application.

Quote of the Day:

Heat makes things expand.  So, I don’t have a weight problem.  I’m just hot.

That is such a great picture!

If a cookie falls on the floor and you pick it up…
That’s a squat, right?

This is the back 0f Izzy’s car now.  (Yes, I changed the license plate.  No, she doesn’t actually have IZZY 1 as her plate)  She wants to get rid of the Sheriff’s Association stuff that I have put on, as well as the zombie apocalypse response unit decal.  Her reasoning was that, “Dad, I have no idea what to do in case of a real zombie apocalypse and I don’t want someone coming up to me and asking in case it happens.”  I kinda just stood there.  Either she was unusually straight-faced or serious.  I’m hoping for the first, but REALLY afraid it was the latter.  

This amazing fossil looks exactly like a dragon, hard to believe it is real.

But it is.

This is the skull of Dracorex hogwartsia, a dinosaur with an armored skull.

Upper Maastrichtian, Late Cretaceous.

My two girls on heightened alert over the demonstrations due to take place in our area.  That’s Willow in the top left and Pepper in the right.  Aren’t they fearsome looking in their attentiveness?  Their protectiveness? Their … Okay … they’re lazy ladies and they’d probably help the robbers carry the TV out…moving on.

And everyone of us have been called to do something.

But it’s the Israelis who are the bad guys?  It’s amazing to me.  Over the weekend, Israel launched a preemptive strike against Iran.  They targeted military and industrial objectives.  Precession strikes.  Why?  Because Iran was making nuclear weapons with the express purpose of nuking Israel.  The United States was working towards a diplomatic solution.  Iran was lying through their teeth.  Israel waited, and waited, and waited … until they couldn’t wait any longer and then they struck, only against the military and industrial targets to stop the threat of nuclear war.

What did Iran do?  Launched missiles against Israel’s civilians.  Like they always do.  Because they have sworn to completely destroy and kill every Jew in the world.  They teach that to their children in school.  The Jews don’t teach their children to kill all the Palestinians.

But who are the bad guys according to the world?

But I have news for you…and it says so in the Bible…anyone who goes against the Jews, loses.

Okay, let me just push this soapbox back out of the way again.

My wife filed for divorce today, saying I am too un-American for her.

To be honest, I saw that coming from a kilometer away.

Okay, I have to admit, this whole, Generation X, Generation Z, Generation…what-the-heck-ever always kind of confuses me, so I went on line and found this great little chart…

So, 
1883 – 1900 – The Lost Generation – You would be from 142 to 125 years old
1901 – 1927 – The Greatest Generation or G.I. Generation – 124 to 98 years old
1928 – 1945 – The Silent Generation – 97 to 80 years old
1946 – 1964 – The Baby Boomers – 79 to 61 years old
1965 – 1980 – Generation X – 60 to 45 years old
1981 – 1996 – Millennials or Generation Y – 44 to 29 years old
1997 – 2012 – Zoomers or Generation Z – 28 to 13 years old
2013 – mid 2020s – Generation Alpha – 12 years old and younger

So, I wonder how many from each generation we have reading DL?  My bet would be that most of us fall in the Baby Boomers, Generation X, with maybe a few Ys thrown in…maybe.

I can’t believe it’s riot season already.  I still have my Ukraine decorations up.

Boy, ain’t that the truth!  What in the heck do they think they are going to accomplish other than making us angry?

They said ‘CHEER UP! THINGS COULD BE WORSE!!

So I CHEERED UP AND SURE ENOUGH,

THINGS GOT WORSE!!!

I’m sitting here watching some news coverage of the silly-assed No Kings protests.  These turnips have no idea what in the world they are talking about.  I will say one thing, so far, they are all peaceful.  Let’s all hope and pray that they stay that way.  They have the right to say what they want to say.  

I had to turn it off.  “Immigration built this country”?  No…not really.  But, I’m not going to give a history lesson here about the difference between legal immigration and invasion.  

Until next time my friends.  May you be Blessed by God with love and happiness.